Chuck Norris is?

In May 2009, three masked robbers broke into Dolph Lundgren's villa, which bound the actor's wife at home, but fled when they saw who owned the house.

Obuvalov: guys borrow 60k!
xxx: Obuvalov, with such a nick only grandmothers to ask in debt )
Obuvalov: Well that’s a name.

My greatest crime, from the point of view of my believing friends and relatives, is the fact that I told my child about the existence of other gods and religions.

C of Habr.
Article about what Yandex did "Prognosis of traffic jams on Yandex.Maps"

The commentary:
>> It will not work. With your service you will break the cause-effect relationship and affect the fabric of time. In anticipating the future, car enthusiasts will change their routes and thus change the future and in particular future traffic jams. = = )

Millions of Muslims around the world took to the streets to protest against the movie “The Innocence of Muslims,” which no one has seen, but which tells about their cruelty, involvement in murders and terrorist attacks.
Angry with this scenario, Muslims stormed shops, beat random passers, set fire to state institutions, organized mass beating, and in general, showed with all their behavior that they were not as they were depicted in the scandalous film.

Loky Doky: How nice to talk ugly things about people
Leo : No. is bad
Loky Doky: Okay, now I’ll reflect...
Loky Doky: How great to write the truth about fools!
Leo: That’s better

Listen, you are an adult, an independent person. You are 25 years old. For you for a long time everything should be decided by your girlfriend, not your mom!! to

The essence of Buddhism is to fuck the whole world, the essence of Christianity is to fuck the whole world, the essence of Islam is to fuck the whole world.

Comment: This is the essence of Judaism – to fuck the whole world....;)

xxx: Not so long ago, the notes of an illegal woman who worked as a maid in the United States were leaked here. I was struck by the fact that she wrote about how the police watched the house where the illegals lived, but did not knock on them in the immigration service (and was obliged) because of the fear of losing the confidence of the population. Just think for a moment: they were afraid to lose the trust of the people!!! to
YYY: In fact, the police do not report to the immigration service because it is not their job or their department.
zzz: There was such a law in Texas for police to check the legality of people in the United States. But in the meantime, the police refused to do so. The illegals did not want to call the police when they were victims or witnesses. This has worsened the criminal situation in general. The main objective of the police is order on the street, not the capture of illegal people.

If you are lonely, do not think that you have been forgotten: you are remembered by the women you have deceived, your loyal friends, your forgotten relatives, the bank and the commissariat.

I wait for the march. A few meters from me is a girl. A little later, a man with a cell phone in his hand approached her. The further dialogue:

Boy: What has happened? Yale dropped out of work, the boss almost killed!! Is it okay with you?? to
We’re going to go to such a cool place.
Are you really oh? In what place?! to
I haven’t invented it yet, but you’ll like it!! to

Life is like that, in general. I woke up, worked, went to sleep. Whoever was lucky, had eaten and gone.

The Curiosity spacecraft has discovered a river on the red planet.
Think of it: a river. Phobos-Grunt has discovered an entire ocean.

chanted
I sit in the movie, I read the movie description.
Tsunami 3D killed just))))
chanted
A maniac terrorizes visitors to a underground supermarket in a small resort town. At this time, a huge tsunami covers the city, and the water begins to flood the store. How to survive this hell?
Moreover, the sea brought with it an even more serious threat... To survive, yesterday’s careless vacationers have to fight not only with a crazy bandit and not only with rising water, but also with a bunch of tiger sharks!
chanted
I see these writers:
- And let's not just a tsunami, but still there to become a shark sting, so that it's worse?
Yes, of course! And another manicure!
Could there be an infection in the water from which humans become zombies?
- No, it's already overwhelming! let only maniacs, tsunamis and sharks!

New services for gambling establishments:

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You fuck everything that moves! How did I contact you at all?
YYY: Moving

XXX: How is the weather?
yyy: good, sunshine outside the window, base fell naked

In a row, one girl complains to another that yesterday in the subway her iPhone was removed.
I’m back home, Raven. Parents ask: "What, the guy dropped?" Yes, it would be better for the guy to lose, they are free!

I work as a driver in a taxi, I get a call from a customer, who is quite undercover:
A car on Jose Street, 5?
I am like a street, repeat?
That is fucking fucking!! You are like a shit, you are like a fool!! to

Everyone has rights, but not everyone has the courage to use them.