A neighbor came, a little inadequate, sitting with his father in the kitchen.
I woke up, went into the kitchen and started to chew the cat.
Neighbor: "your cat jeans broke me"
I: "I mean this is home jeans. We have the same. A T-shirt with a T-shirt"
The neighbor: "He also scratched my leg"
I: "I mean this is home foot"

The colleague is engaged in a study, in which he conducted a survey of students of the first course of one of the Voronezh universities. I distributed the questionnaires, explained how to fill in, no problem with filling. The last question in the questionnaire was "the area in which you plan to become a specialist ____________".In one of the questionnaires gentle female handwriting in this place was carefully inserted "Voronezhskaya"...

News that "Apple invited the leading designer of Nike to develop “smart” shoes"

Comments:" now your shoes will decide whether you are going for the new iPhone or not"

When a foreign word either supersedes its equivalent for its shortness or convenience, or forms a new meaning to an object or action, whose name is not yet in the mother tongue, it is a natural process of language formation. And when "go out on the street in a new game popleym" - it is the weakness of the mind.

I had some nervousness:

The "Prehistory I sit in the kitchen with my boyfriend and I..."

For such a "prehistory" I want to slowly drown, looking closely into these empty eyes.

Asking someone to write a piece of your program for you is the same as asking you to sleep with your girlfriend because you don’t know what she wants. Or you just lazy to sleep with her.

(10:02:03) Multi-handed Udav: It’s an uncomfortable feeling when you, a healthy bearded man, sit down on a cartoon about a ten-year-old girlfriend’s pony...

mr_nikit0s
You are down there, right?
Ksenia
Ahahah, in the halitic
mr_nikit0s
In Nizhny Novgorod, a small

XXX is hi. What do you do?
YYY: HYY
yyy: I want to soak the mushrooms, wash them, go to the market and clean up, at the end of the weekend!!! to

R1coshet: I was really walking on the street
r1coshet: and all in the mouth
R1Coshet: I don't remember
r1coshet: in the gta it was or in Moscow at the train station
Emissarius: You still say that you do not remember who made the pledge for you...

xxx: "O, o" is a kind of new emoji.
Vauu: yes, crying sova with astigmatism and brain shock 2 degrees

Included heating. Now is
You can not walk in two at once, but only in one sweater.

Suddenly the speed of the internet dropped. I will support.
There is no speed at all.
Yes, we know, who bite the highway wire to your city.In the days we will fix the malfunction

The Biological Forum.
The mice went into the yard. Impossible to remove. I noticed the strange thing - of those caught alive, two-thirds are dead in a few hours. What could it be?
Yyy: It may be an infection. Have you tried opening?
XHH: I thought maybe stress from catching. If I open, what to look for?
Yyy: Well, if the spleen and lymph nodes are clearly enlarged, then m.b. The infection.
Okay, I’ll catch a few, I’ll see.
WWW: Then those who don’t get killed should be opened for comparison.
YYY: Yes, a piece of 10, at least. Better to bigger.
zzz: Scientific approach in action. Now there are problems with mice in the yard.))))

This is:

The Cuda:

There are 10 types of people: those who understand the binary system and those who do not understand it.

10 Types... Learn Russian, and then be smart.

"There are 10 types of..." - right. It is not in Russian. Two kinds of people, if you know what I mean ;-)

So yes, a great humanitarian detector joke.

Schegloff: When a man says that money can do everything, know: he doesn’t have it and has never had it. Edgar Howe, American writer
I personally have been saying lately that power can do everything. Thinking is understandable? and :)
dysto> and then what about those who talk about the omnipotence of reason?

Sly: He’s an old schooler, I respect him. Smiley writes with Tyre.

Given the socio-political situation, during the friendly communication the phrase "Are you a member of the coalition?!" to replace the classic "You are a drug addict?". It was decided that this phraseology describes the situation more accurately and brighter.

Comments on the video "Chicken can stabilize the position of the head in space":
Where to get the chicken...
yyy: Try the nearest club to lure the strawberry daikiri.

A spider bites me today.
Q: What do you think I will be a superhero?
You have to kill your uncle first.
P: This is the hell.
Peter: No other way.