A designer friend, a rooted single, is watching a two-year-old carapuse while his parents are walking around the apartment. He sees that the little one is definitely going to talk to him, pulls a box with cubes of the alphabet and pouches him under his nose with the words:
Play with the fonts!

the organizational.

On your proposal:

"Please let go of these fools..."

We can only hire new ones.

Case in one company
Calling an accountant in technical support of the IT department
Hello, Department of IT, I listen to Vasily
Hi, I have a problem with 1C.
WOW: Imagine what the problem is?
I lost everything in 1C.
WOW: What exactly is missing?
I don’t know, there was something and it disappeared.
Which base 1C is it?
Seaches, wait, I’ll try to restart.
Oh, it all appeared!
WOW: What has appeared?
I don’t know, but that’s what I missed, thank you!
*Guddy*
WTF is?! to

It reminds me of the boot.ini virus that suffered my entire class in 2003. It was so. One asks another.
Have you heard of a new virus?
No is
- so know it is with:\boot.ini and it is very dangerous, deleted it, it can damage the computer
The crack, of course, removes from:\boot.ini, plays all night, and the next reboot XP is not loaded. And the lump begins to ask the counselor, and he answers.
Well, I warned that it was dangerous, warn the others.
...

The epidemic broke for six months, until anyone could guess what a file with:\boot.ini was in Google.

In Australia, a goldfish, at the request of the owner, had an operation to extend the brain tumor. A man loves his fish. Apparently successfully

YYY is Australia. The country where people fulfill the wishes of goldfish

Well, sit with your pilots rights and other legacy without a man! The man is important to the continuation of his kind and point!
Z is.: in Kuban Krivošapko - a normal, respected Cossack surname. And this is Macovections - what is this?
+++++++++++++++++++++
You do not insult the representatives of one of the world religions, whose tradition is to pass on the mother’s surname. Do you think that is the best of them all?

The Ministry of Health approved the package of honey. The Pharmacy.
13.06.2012 at 18:30
Marina is
If the passenger got sick and he loses consciousness, then I get an extended set of bandage materials when he needs a smoothie, and the car driver removed him from the pharmacy? What place does he need to be linked to get conscious?
04 April 2013 15:42
Alexander is
Where is the iodine? What can I do without them! A notebook with a pen!!! and idiotism. Who writes this gallery?

Ivan008: It’s all fine. and the newspaper "truth" instead of toilet paper was very ok - no one complained, and lived without longing
ckkpss: эх, and how he stood
Some still didn’t stand or didn’t stand anymore.
Psoy is lying! In the Soviet Union, everyone was standing. There was no sex, but the fuck stood.

XXX: Remember, did I dance with you in the past?
YYY : No! I am a humble girl, I was hiding from everyone! and ;)
8 in the salad.! to

These are all your lilies and bibles. I gathered a bulk here, soaked, added salt, stems of strawberry, leaves of hernia and shrimp leaves. He placed in a bowl, placed a circle from the top (from the oak, the bowl did not fade), placed a stone-valoon on the circle (in the Black Sea on the coast). So by the evening, the water was poured out of the jar twice, and it still poured out on the floor. How?

by 4pda:

News: Google has hinted that the next version of Android may be called Lollipop ("Ice")
Comment: I understand that Google is hinting that last year’s owners are going to get rid of the update.

A vacuum cleaner smokes a cigarette in 4.5 minutes. I don’t know why, but I checked.

I write a report, swiped the phone.
I look at the screen at 3.14 nights.
Time of Pi.

by *****
A false statement to write like it does not like.
by *****
Two years to endure it. The people in the area respect it.
Then he complains that he lives in shit.

Basically, your quotes are apparently only read by gastarbayters, or moderators are the most honest shit. Running out, insulting Please dismiss these fools and hire someone with humor. thanks

First comment on the product:
"There is a need for a breakdown.
I have to see what is inside.
If the Li-Ion battery, it is a pure summer option.
It would be good if it had AAA or AA batteries and a battery compartment to remove them for the winter.
PS: I’m from Peter, where there’s 300 cloudy days a year and we don’t have such devices.

It seems to be a norm comment, all in the business, but the product is a DIMISESONY SHORTS! and :)

Reviews on Yandex.Market on the phone "Vertu Signature S Design Ladies Mother Of Pearl" for 840 thousand The RUB:
1) is
The Dignity:
1 cheap
It is not a pity to scratch, scratch, drop, etc.
It has a huge built-in memory (4 GB).! to
At work, vibrators are taken for an earthquake (I go home 3 hours earlier)
The shortcomings:
It is not possible to use the phone in sunny time (diamonds flash and they are not visible)!
If you hack the Pentagon website, it overheats and burns your hands.
In winter, the steel cooles so much that the hands stick.(Al if you break the Pentagon, it’s the norm))), it gets warmer)
Overall, a great phone: inexpensive, reliable, beautiful. I recommend! Take it!! to

2) is
Comment: taken as a brake for keys - norms
3) is
A great phone, unfortunately, the case is hard to find on it, and when my hands are dirty in the garbage (I work in a cowhouse), I have to wrap it in a garbage bag.
4) is
Benefits: You can make nuts.
Disadvantages: No
One day, as I walked through a dark street, I noticed that two men were following me, and when they approached too close, I turned and hit one in the head with this phone, after which he lost consciousness, and the other with a scream ran away.
5) is
Benefits: Easy
Disadvantages: No
Comment: I got here recently like this in my head at night from some paranoid. In the hospital, they said that luck would have been Nokia 3310 – he would have killed.

28 September 2014 21:52:01
In Kharkov today demolishes the monument to Lenin
while the monument stands, but the two activists have already shaken a rope
28 September 2014 22:19:44
Monument still removed - 4 victims, not counting Ilyich

Uggur: I’t get a tangle in my mouth.
ɹǝɟılʍǝu: Not repeating other people’s mistakes is wise, but not interesting.

Qqq: We had in the regiment: Major Zaytsev, Lieutenant Zajac, praporchnik Zayonchkovsky and praporchnik Zaika who joined them.

QQ: And that is real. To come up with, as Ilf and Petrov said, it could have been more ridiculous.