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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №118919
 29.09.2015
Dostoevsky is a genius, but he is our evil genius. He felt, understood, and depicted the two diseases of the Russian man brought up by his ugly history, his difficult and offensive life: the sadistic cruelty of the disappointed nihilist in everything, and, in opposition to it, the masochism of a being capable of enjoying his suffering, not without malice, but drawing it before everyone and himself.
M is bitter.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118918
 29.09.2015
Doza: Yesterday played in gta online
Doza: with guys on Skype
Dose: shorter
Dose: 16 years old
Dose: Both birds
Dose: O
Doza: You are here
Yael: Yes
Yael: So what?
DAC: DAC here
Yael: What next?
Doza: One of them learns to cook the other
Dose: The Dose
Doza: shorter he will be studying for a welder for 4 years
Doza: a dog in our building man became a welder in 5 seconds
Doza: a brigadier asks a man to cook
Doza: He says no
So, you’ve seen them swallow.
Dosage: Yes
Then you will be a swindler.
Dose: and all
Dose: 4 year old dog
Yael :D

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118917
 29.09.2015
Hubble, the discussion
SexTools: Milov is a normal man. Just a spoiled phone and people’s painful tendency to exaggerate are doing their job.
Vitaly Valentinovich, log in

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118916
 29.09.2015
Dialogue between gender and IT department:
Why is the new office computer called Negr?
That’s to work better!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №118915
 29.09.2015
I recalled from Obama’s speech a very profound philosophical thought he conveyed to the attendees:
I am convinced that our development should go forward, not backwards,"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118914
 29.09.2015
IIAPTbI3AH13: Ahhh... Can we look at the nuclear mushrooms on the planet...?
der2008: looking at nuclear mushrooms will not work - the eyes will burn

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118913
 29.09.2015
From the game forum:
But here is the only positive feedback I got in this game:

"Published: August 15
Product Review in Early Access
Uninstall works perfect"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118912
 29.09.2015
Here besides jokes, asked the girl not to come up with arguments in a dispute when her own ends, but just say "Oh, all!". Life has become much easier.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118911
 29.09.2015
Found on tagos.ru:
It came some time to update the phone, chose a certain model, found through the Internet office with a suitable price. I came, showed, everything worked, filled out the warranty, put a signature, broke a couple of phrases with the seller, said goodbye. I go out of the store and see: there is no delivery. I return for her - the seller stumbled: "And you, he says, have not yet paid for the phone..."

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №118910
 29.09.2015
I registered at our departmental clinic to the doctor at 17 o'clock I come to the time - there, which is not typical, a series of retirees recorded for a earlier time.
Well, I say, fathers, what is the situation here?
You can see the eclipse of the moon today. Stay quiet, you will be here today. :D
I: Shock: Well no, I’ll go home.
They said, “What do you have, seven in the shops?”
I am six :D
They say, “Well, you should be in a hurry!

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №118909
 29.09.2015
Their habits:
After a quarrel at work, your colleague removed you from your Facebook friend list? In Australia, you could bring it to court and win the case. That’s what Rachel Roberts, a real estate agent, did when the “forbidden reception” was applied to her by sales chief Lisa Bird.
The behavior of Lisa Bird Rachel Roberts considered a harassment, which was for her cause of severe stress. The real estate agent appealed to the Labour Tribunal to resolve problems, and the body ruled that removing colleagues from friends could indeed be considered harassment. In the conclusion, Byrd was also accused of lack of emotional maturity and unreasonable behavior, and also stressed that she could have ignored Roberts by printing and photocopying documents for employees and not always greeted her colleague in the morning.
The court ordered Byrd to stop carrying out the hooliganism, noting that such behavior had taken place over the past two years. After examining 20 incidents, the court acknowledged the plaintiff’s rightness and stated that removing from friends on Facebook was the last drop.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118908
 29.09.2015
xxx: Why should this foolish system break the biorhythms of people? I am a natural savage, I feel comfortable waking at night, and then sleeping for half a day. I have to get up at 7 in the morning!
You have a mortgage.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №118907
 29.09.2015
Listened to:
Did you really lose the card?
WOW: Yes
Do you block it?
Nafiga is a credit.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118906
 29.09.2015
AA> All will be fine!
AA> do not hang us!
bbb> o_o Who are you?
aaa> * nose

[ + 11 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118905
 29.09.2015
XX: I live in the city of metalworkers, in the northwest of our great and mighty. I am a smoker, and the whole city is such an impression that 50% of the population smokes. So, yesterday on the street broke the lighthouse and the whole, ALL! the city, scuco, in one moment turned into a non-smoker! and :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118904
 29.09.2015
I read Wikipedia and found this wonderful thing:
Oboya is the largest city of all Russia, the administrative center of the Oboyan district of the Kursk region.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №118903
 29.09.2015
Razorza: The Hindu wrote to me on the job
His name is Hneefurrahman Shaikh Siddiqui.
Razorza: fucking he probably got his name when they were fucking on the keyboard
Razorza: and then just watched what happened
Octocott: I accidentally read this out loud while sitting in a restaurant and I was brought a boiled basil.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №118902
 29.09.2015
My mom works in a pharmacy. Definitely a lot of stories can be heard from her. For example, here is one of them:

There comes a sad young man, so sad.
“Please,” she says, “give me a pregnancy test.
Do you need valerian? The mother of a friend asks.
The young man breathed very sadly.
Three days later, he came back, alive and cheerful.
- You know, valerian helped - the test is negative!
I have no doubt, I will recommend it to everyone! His friend’s mother answered him.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118901
 29.09.2015
News: "In Canada invented warm wet wipes".
Commentary: "That is the same. The world is ruled by cats!"

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118900
 29.09.2015
If the doctor is confident in the diagnosis, he will describe the symptoms for you.

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