Yesterday’s fat.
Girl, don’t spit on your weight. I have a company of four friends. Body structure, hair color, growth are different for everyone. No one has an obvious excess weight. One of them is very, very thin. But! One of us is beautiful. Of those that without exception are very beautiful and attract everyone’s attention. Attention is not always pleasant. And very often, as you described - there is some unpleasant individual who does not understand any words of rejection. And one day we all in the four could not drive out such a “beautiful man” because of our table. "Work is there, I go to the hall, I am confident". That he may be someone not interesting in his head does not fit.
Your girlfriend attracts your attention. You have nothing to do. Do not reinforce your complexes, many girls and women face such unpleasant situations, regardless of weight. Do not take other people’s behavior on your own account.

Continuing the topic of Luntik:
He is a lunar bee. Apparently male sex. So, it is the moon’s trunk, which was driven out of the oak.

I am something. From the moment I got in my car, I was picking up the alarm out of the corner of the house. Recently, she started screaming at me. In the real sense. He does not allow inside. I approach, knock on the door, and she hurts. I am in panic that I am now heart-hearted old ladies will be handed over for the theft of my own car, I begin to press all the buttons in a row on the alarm barrel. After 15 minutes of shame, I get inside. And so every time. And today I went out, approached closely and whispered, “We are of one blood, you and I, I regret it, and, o miracle! She has opened! I, inspired by Kipling and my own ingenuity, went on business. I call my husband and announce that I have won the system. And he rocks. It turns out, I have a battery sitting in the blade, and I need to open it from a closer distance. Everyone was waiting for me to come...

A portion of the printing of broken New Year’s leaflets ordered by the “Capital of Mercy” fund was sent to Samara, where instead of the phrase “do good” it was written “grass of bonbons”.
"The printing industry says that no one will notice this and that it is worth giving out the leaflets in the form they are now. The size of the marriage is less than 5% of the sheet occupies, so it has a place to be according to the GOST of the USSR from 1963", - commented the zoologist.

>>> And only when you have really grown up, you understand that you just need to give a list of literature of 20-30 books with the note "to learn by hand" and good such lilies with the words - Why are you, fool, wasting my life?

Where is the book list?

Please do not involve God in the actions of the popes.
2: What is it suddenly? If the owner of the franchise does not monitor compliance with the terms of granting the franchise, he is either in share or not.

Alcohol is evil. I got drunk and lost my phone.
WOW: It is fine. Yesterday I stood on the light, I crossed the road. And on the other side, a drunk man throws a girl under the car, does not allow him to pass. The girl came out, struck him between his legs and pushed him to the side. As they pushed, the man’s bag fell. The girl sat back and went. He went away and gave him a bag.
Here I am green, I pass, I go past the package, there was beer in the banks and eggs. And the man is standing. He was not lucky with the eggs, in every sense.
This is the harm of alcohol, and you say, the phone lost.

Closed the cat in a cage. Maine-Kuna touches the tongue and looks cloudy. I am scared.

Wut: - Old and sick memes go to die in the classroom

I restore my arm after an injury, I go to physical therapy four times a week. There are a few of us there, most suffered the right, often jokes about how uncomfortable it is to work on the left.

Yesterday someone noticed that a new girl is recording something right, decided to joke about this topic, and she began to hick. The left is just as uncomfortable.

I think someone is stealing our socks.
It is a bubble.
She: I am serious about you.
He says, “You believe in religion. You believe in signs of all kinds there, and in the drum, because of which the socks really disappear in the house - don't you believe?

Pavel
AliExpress translations are pleasant as always.

Pavel
Main characteristics of smartwatches:
Screen of 1.54 inches per second

Maxim is
Documentary film about the coupling of lazy people

Training machine - with a scattered cartridge and engraving "LEARNING".

The training spoon is also scattered and engraved (an ancient army joke).

The upgraded iPhone is also, obviously, a training...

In the last ten years, I have changed jobs three times. Every time there were different people in the team, but definitely, necessarily, without options, a miniature perhydrole blonde named Olya fell. For the puppy, each has the very same specific way of speaking. When one Olya resigned, and a week later another came in her place, I realized - they are being made somewhere on the conveyor. It remains to be understood why.

xxx: Throw, I learned here that Van Damme tried the role of a predator.
Yyy: Aha, I read somewhere a long time ago.
zzz: ZKVD did not want to film in the predator, he when he read the script, then suggested the director to make changes: type ZKVD predator, he has a brother predator, they go to Hong Kong together for competitions in kickboxing, but his brother predator breaks the spine....

I will reveal to you all the secret of the Luntik. The fact is that this cartoon is for children. For the children, your mother, not for the grown-up uncle and aunt who are hanging here. For children who have good and evil, there is friendship, there is mutual help, the cartoon shows that it is not good to cheat, that it is right to help the elderly, that it is necessary to listen to adults, that it is necessary to share with friends. Here you will look at a couple of series, imagining yourself as a child who doesn’t think about how Luntik fell from the moon. Remember, as a child, everyone read Red Hat - you were very concerned about the question why the wolf is talking, and how he ate his grandmother and spit out afterwards, and why she is alive and has not digested yet. Also here too.
It's like the four-year Game of Thrones to discuss will begin with the outcry - Fou, how this adult's brains, there is everything wrong, this doesn't happen.
The wise, the foolish, the lumpy are discussing sitting.

In the comments mentioned somehow the theme of sexual education of teenagers, well, a fun-confused story emerged in the memory.



I was 15 years old, my hormones were bursting and I was lucky to meet a girl with whom I had a relationship, and she and I were virgins. One day we talked about sex with her and she didn’t mind. Of course, something I knew from school, something from the internet, but of course the most important thing from the TV – to have safe sex, you need a condom. Buying my first condom was a very exciting test for me, most feared that the seller might laugh or ask any unnecessary question. In general, to maintain the fighting spirit I went to the pharmacy with my school friend, who had no idea why I went there. I took a package from the shelf (a pharmacy or a supermarket) and then a friend pale, saying let me go first, and then you buy. I was absolutely unhappy, because standing alone with the seller at the box office I was afraid to tremble in my knees. I tried to beat him so that he took at least a pill from his head and everything would be fine. He rightly noted that two guys, one of whom takes condoms and the other pills from the head, are even bigger children than without pills. In the end, despite the fear, I had to buy alone.



I went home with a hidden package in my pocket and the curiosity got up. The package was immediately opened, the instructions were carefully studied. But my curiosity was not limited to this, because the least I wanted was to wear a condom for the first time. One condom was immediately removed, carefully examined, sampled and thrown into the trash.



But there was something in this harmless story that I didn’t think about. I gladly told the girl that I had a shelter, a free apartment and a free time that coincided with her free time. We were both in the apartment and she was also overcome by curiosity, ask for a package to see. I stretch her package and then her eyes are rounded to the state of "it's about to fall out of the orbits", and then tears appear sharply in them. And here comes to me:

The Open Package

There are 3 condoms on the package and 2 inside.

Next to the chair on which she sits in the garbage cage lies a “used condom” that she has already noticed.



I don't know how, but I was able to explain everything to her, so the end was happy.

I am a former cartoonist. And once, in the fight for the 2nd place, I was kicked off on my opponent because of a blow to the stomach. After the cleaner washed the tattoos, he whispered to continue the fight, and I automatically became the winner :)
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