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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №151020
 29.09.2018
A friend works in the IT-division at one of the largest pharmaceutical companies in our city. They bought some new equipment from the Chinese. A group of Chinese engineers came from the supplier to start everything, train staff, and so on.



In parallel with the Chinese, contractors from the operator are working to organize a separate access point for the equipment, because they are planned to be controlled via Wi-Fi. And actually, in fact. Chief engineer Ivanich explains to the communicator where and how to pull the cable. A Chinese man is passing by. The main one: “Sanya, you coordinate all your actions with him, this is the chief Chinese, Huang Sun.” Go ahead and see another Chinese. Ivanych sharply brakes, staring into the face of the Chinese, says, "Or here with him."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №151019
 29.09.2018
Where the wise one doubts, the fool becomes a ballot.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №151018
 29.09.2018
There is a problem in the modern world that some children begin to talk late and to help them have to look for logopedists. The best specialists with young children work in the form of a game, so that children are happy to perform tasks and are happy to form the necessary skills.
There are truth and dissatisfaction. One mom asked, “When will you work with the baby?” You are all playing.”
We have a very strong idea that learning is associated with suffering, it is necessary to force and hold the belt close.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №151017
 29.09.2018
Digital technology has captured our city.
Now in the tram I can pay with a contactless card.
It is only a shame that the tram of 1958 is released.

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