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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №153073
 29.09.2019
I came to the interview, talked, said the results will be. Two weeks of silence. I came there again, in the office where employees were already sitting, I was asked who I am - I say, what to arrange for work. Interview was done? Yes is. So sit down, go on, after lunch, we’ll go out to shape. formed. Then I see a rare use of my email, and there is a rejection from this company according to the results of the interview. Just not that email in the questionnaire indicated, but another, for registrations everywhere. I was refused, and I eventually settled.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №153072
 29.09.2019
Sometimes I and my classmate go home after school (it is 2.5km from home), there was this dialogue:

A classmate, this is me.

A: Guzzaki, who do you love?

I: thoughtfully – I don’t know, and you who?

I love the government.

I also love the government.

(This is one of the smart boys with a beautiful handwriting)))

O: No, I love the government, let you love Serezhu?

(And Sereza is also a smart boy with a beautiful handwriting)

I: Let me go!

The next day before I came to school, the whole class already knew that I loved Sereza... And so until the 4th grade I was irritated that I "love him"))

All names have changed, coincidences are coincidental.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153071
 29.09.2019
If the ophthalmologist can smooth out, then the gynecologist - smooth out.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №153070
 29.09.2019
Many know of one of the most expensive fake in the world of art – “Black Square” Malevich. This is not only fake but also plagiarism. The first "picture", more than 20 years before Casimir, was portrayed by the French humorist Alphonse Allé. In 1893 he published this painting under the title "The Battle of Negroes in a Cave in the Deep Night". After this, there was a clean sheet of paper titled “First Communion of Chlorose-Sick Girls in the Snow” and a red rectangle “Cutting Tomato Harvest on the Red Sea by Apoplexic Cardinals.” His most famous work, however, became a musical masterpiece: "A mourning march for the funeral of the great deaf" - a few minutes of silence.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №153069
 29.09.2019
Black is only up to 48 sizes. Further, he is powerless, leopard loins are needed.

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