Congratulations to everyone who celebrates the New Year alone.
You are not alone. I sit home alone with a sore throat, in the corner of a tree tree, on the table a mountain of mandarines and salads, the refrigerator is filled with a bucket, and the mood of no one... I will feed the cat with icy and go to bed.
I sincerely congratulate all of you on the 2010 year!

He studied at the Military and Space Academy. There at the entrance to the training facility hangs a table of the following content.: The training facility works from 8:00 to 20:00. It does not work from 20:00 to 8:00.
It is profitable, hip!

We live by the fact that some create difficulties and others ask to overcome them.

In the reptile section of the zoo, the male turtle walked on the female and behaved quite passionate. My daughter stumbled. “Mom!” She called.
Oh, I thought about it. The same question will be asked now.
What is? I asked.
Why doesn’t he get around her?

On Friday I feel a little Muslim, on Saturday a little Jewish, and on Sunday a little Christian. The rest of the week I just don’t want to work.

I look at the name of decorative cosmetics from Dolce & Gabbana and hickey: ruby -The Blush, scarf -The Mascara, shadows -The Eyeshadow.
I know where Captain Evidence works!!! and :)

Anyone know about New Year’s Traditions?
I know I’ll give birth in September.

She: You are beautiful!
See also: sps
She: Does she have a girlfriend?
OA: Yes
She: the goat

About the manager.
Soon to the store. Take 4 cognac, 4 vodka, if there is no cognac - one vodka. I understood?
and OK.
And how much did he bring vodka? One one! The fucking!

From Wiki:

Currently, translations of the word "translation" in other languages are already known, for example, in French: "solud".

Solud and Criveddes!

And I did not go out with friends for the New Year, did not go with a girlfriend to her friends, and did not sit home alone with a bottle. Instead, I went to my parents and met the New Year with them. And this is the best new year in the last 5 years. Because I have not met this holiday with my family (family, by the way) for 10 years, and it is not known when it will happen again.
People living far from their parents, remember when you met the New Year together? Let the mother's sons and daddy's daughters try to get out of the house to drink freely, you do not occupy this freedom all year.
And even if in the new year you are far from your family, visit them after - time of free car, and you are well, and they are happy)

No need to go anywhere, just read. With New Year!

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The Pokémon Jets are coming :)

whey 01,01,10 (2:38) :
fucking

whey 01,01,10 (2:39) :
Only you, in the new year, at 18 years old, can watch Pokémon (((

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and)))

whey 01,01,10 (2:39) :
What season?

xxx: my friend sent me a photo of where I am buhoy on my birthday (and then I absolutely do not remember nifiga from there), so he still says that there is hot.
Do you know what this hideo has done?
YYYY :? )
xxx: sent 2 archives - photo.rar and pass.rar, in pass.rar a bunch of text files, names - from 1 to 500, all about 20 KB. and photo.rar is inflated. I go to pass.rar I open the 1.th, and there "you want to know what you were? Go to 27 th". I’ll be there at 7 p.m. "so you want to know? go to 62.tt" and so on...
XXX: I have already done it :D

I could only sleep while talking to a girl on the phone. And she went astray!I listened to my song for 15 minutes and then sent me a good night message.

I: Look how beautiful it is! The snow is coming...
Sasha: - Oh, and on the roads this snow is lying!
I: Zaya, you are not a romantic!
You are not a car driver!

But wonder, am I the only person who, when it comes to spam, does not psychize it, but simply deletes it?

There are two types of people.Some run around the world, and others run around and shout, “Milla, where does the world go?and "

Tagged: ply
WOW: What’s there again?
XHHH: so what gamno again what, Zuko is a new year, a celebration, and no mood. This is a new Irka gave me, and I like to fuck him. Two years ago I could not have dreamed of that.
Let’s get old, let’s get old! I have had the same hunk until today.
What’s so special about you that your whole life has changed?
Q: Why are you silent?
I read the instructions for installation and operation of a mini-brewery)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Naked to you?
My dad gave me 😉 😉 😉
Q: Can I live in your cottage?? to

And you also watch the address of the president a few hours earlier, because someone from Vladivostok posted it on YouTube?

Sidor: Yesterday a drunk guy asked me for a ruble, I gave him 5 rubles, and he said that I am a great guy and gave 40 rubles.