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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107677
 03.01.2015
Are you still sober now?
He is my sober.
I’m not about Lenka, I’m about you.
He says, “Your doesn’t understand.
She: I understand...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107676
 03.01.2015
The drivers of St. Petersburg are not satisfied. The snow was not cleaned, they were not satisfied. Removed the snow together with the asphalt - again not satisfied. You will decide!

smbar

[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107675
 03.01.2015
Yesterday I realized that my socks were over. Gathering them all, I washed them. Dry up on the balcony. In order not to blow the wind, everyone tied a knot to a rope. At night there was minus 26. I look forward to spring...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107674
 03.01.2015
The father took Omerica:
On IMDB something went wrong and in the lists of films instead of Russian "B" appears Latin "Y". Now I have in my lists: Through the Yelena, Y Cpalne, Leaving Las Yegas, Y Remembrance of the Titans and other interesting movies.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107673
 03.01.2015
We go to a meeting with a friend. Talk to the owner:

HH: but she does
WOW : What?! to
I didn’t remember how to write correctly.
Tag: is down
HGH: Probably
Damn, don’t write that anymore. I began to think that there could be

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107672
 03.01.2015
Surprisingly this:

Correspondence M/Z (Jo - for thirty, We - far beyond forty)
M "Happy New Year! I finally found you!! How to live, family?"
J - "In divorce, the third year... The son went to school this year... It was unhappy, somehow"
M - "Yo-ho!!! So you are free now? Can I take care of you? The Yoshkin cat. I had dreamed of it since the 6th grade!and "
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The age difference is about 10 years.
In the sixth grade, he dreamed of caring for a baby?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107671
 03.01.2015
According to my wife, sex is what people do when they want to. There is nothing to do...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107670
 03.01.2015
I’m going to a restaurant, painted... Grandmother: –" She’s painted badly, so you’re even worse!"
I tell the kids in the evening, they roar, only a drunk husband came in for me: "What you laugh, mom, of course, is not a beautiful woman, but I love her!"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107669
 03.01.2015
Love for the object of the opposite sex is such a multifaceted and complex concept that it can be compared to the network model of the axis. At the lower, physical level, hormones and nerve impulses that control the psyche are transmitted. Channel - the level of sexual and emotional arousal, the layer between physical and psychic. A little higher is the network, the level at which the senses are turned on and working during the falling in love, and the fourth, the transport level - the level of sensations, tactile and visual contact. Session level - hugs, kisses and sex. The level of ideas - the idealization of the object of love, the image in the brain, various fetishes, all that subconscious, without which you can not live. And the upper, applied level is “I love you”, all other words, songs, poems and works of art about love, conscious incarnation.
Without the lower levels, there will be no upper levels, and without the upper levels, only a portion of that feeling will remain. Everything comes together.
(Avs and Silv)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107668
 03.01.2015
xxx: yes, it’s cooler than marcipane on a silver plate
yyy: it remains to be seen whether marcipane tastes exactly on the silver plate...
Yyy:...and what is a marzipan.

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