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[ + 97 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24397
 03.01.2010
As a child, I went to swim with my parents on the river (this time without injuries). We washed and dressed. Suddenly I notice that on the opposite side of the river (it is quite narrow) a naked man comes out of the bushes and begins to shake his farm, looking at us. I showed Dad. The father turns to the man, removes the cowards and also begins to shake the farm.) The nephart exhibitionist came out.)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №24396
 03.01.2010
Our response to Chamberlain

In the aftermath of last year, it was “Father Christmas, Father Christmas, give me a new brain.”
In the past there was "Elopucci, Elopucci stop with your ass".

Now, who will we ask for?

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Santa Claus, Santa Claus, healed the student's anus

[ + 128 - ] Comment quote №24395
 03.01.2010
zloy-zloy: Alisha and I broke up at the ixbox today, then ate in the macca, then bought him a new phone and ran on his ass for two hours from the hills in the boring garden.
Zloy-zloy: Alisha has a birthday tomorrow
Zloy Zloy: He is my grandfather. He will be 81 years old.

[ + 145 - ] Comment quote №24394
 03.01.2010
Let in 2010 I and every student who plush this:

Teach yourself to get up half an hour earlier in the morning and stop being late.
Students will study throughout the semester, not only during the session.
Learn to finish what has been started and do everything well, not to defile.
Quit smoking and abuse of alcohol
* will do sports
* will find the opportunity to live separately, not in communion or with parents!

Please help me, Father Christmas!
With all of you!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №24393
 03.01.2010
YYY: What is the difference between a Komsomol of the 20s and a Komsomol of the 80s?
XXX is growing.
YYY: How is it?
The Komsomol of the twenty is all on his shoulder, and the Komsomol of the eighty is all on his shoulder.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №24392
 03.01.2010
How is the NHG going? 😉
A brother poured 1.5 liters of vodka into the cup and went to the bathroom with the words “Sema, I love you.” I don’t know who Sam is... I’m worried.
It is very hard 😉))
Zeka: Oh, Toka sho brother came out... He rushed, asked where he was, who I was and asked to pass on to his wife that he loves her... he does not marry, and the tea disappeared!!! O_O
Serj: AHAHAHA))))))) pipeyeyeyeyeez))))) fucking, run away, I am worried about you))))))) ready to provide political asylum, or a new tea tree))))))
We are at home! O_Blin, I can't find the cupcake(((( Sister rides on the floor of laughter, aunt and mother went for a cake, two other brothers sit in the kitchen, smoke and talk about the alien mind.
I am looking for a cupcake! 😉
I washed the bathroom (what did he do? O_O
Serzh: I don't know))))) I doubt that it is so harsh))) wash the tea in the toilet))))) *ROFL* So the alien mind took)))
Why can’t you call the tea shop like a mobile phone?and (
My mom came...
You will fall happily...
She just walked into the room to tell her she had bought bread...with a cup of tea in her hand!!!! to
Fuck me, I’m fucking...
Serzh: “Patztalom in hysteria”

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №24391
 03.01.2010
Zub wrote (a):
Who is in my shirt? It can be recognized by the blue color and two ganglions in the left pocket.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №24390
 03.01.2010
The fucking. My cat just lit its beautiful tail from four candles. And then I still waved this torch near the curtain from the organza. A horse in the house.
It is. The cat is fine, although the tail looks much worse than ten minutes before. I’m upset: Two idiots in the house are overwhelming.

[ + 99 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24389
 03.01.2010
A to Zhenya! I will kill you all! Did you give your boss your stupid game about zombies?? to
The boss is also a man, sometimes he needs to rest.
Q. to breathe? He cancelled three meetings yesterday. And tonight I got a list of things for tomorrow, and the first thing I wrote was: "Putting flowers in the Zen Garden." Wake up the baby and feed it with chocolate.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №24388
 03.01.2010
fragbs: I told you it was shit and you didn’t believe it, but now I have a confirmation!

mysticns: well and

fragbs: Yesterday I created a simple doorway with a run button on the delphi, I think you remember one. That shit caught her!! to

mysticns: O_O

[ + 177 - ] Comment quote №24387
 03.01.2010
On the third of January, at five in the morning, I went for a walk with my dog. I took a brandy with me. When he was fucking, he fucked the dog. He ran around all the courtyards, trembled, freezed, his throat was cold - so he spoke. The oral was sent by ten people who woke up. What to do? I have a full-length dog photo on my phone. I decided to print and hang the ads around the area. I remembered that the cartridge was sitting at home, called a friend, was first sent again, but then agreed, came, we broke the ad, printed thirty pieces. I, a friend, his wife, his mother, and their dog fell out on the street, wandered, walked through the courtyards, scattered the ads on the Scotch, wandered out of sorrow and went to them for breakfast. While breakfast suddenly remembered that the ad indicated not a mobile phone, but a home phone, I broke first the area from the hand to the mobile phone on the sheets to post, and then home. I come, and this cock is sitting in the apartment in front of the dairy with such eyes 0_0 I turned out to have taken the guide, cognac taken, and his home forgot...

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №24386
 03.01.2010
Last night I stood and smoked on the balcony. I see this picture in the house opposite.
On the 3rd floor, a man is smoking, lifting his head out of the window. On the floor above stands a small company drinking beer young guys, 20-23 years old.
In general, one of them spit on the head of the man and the crowd "silently" hides.
A man, what do you say, oh oh?
They replied, laughing, like a bird flying and guessing.
The man hides, after a couple of seconds comes out with some shell (board) and dumbly pushed out of the window, throws it into the window, where the youth stands, and scatters it.
The broken glass clock, pause.
The young man begins to scream something, for which the man gives a genius phrase:
"It's the same bird that crawled on my head, now it's not web@la you in the window.

[ + 136 - ] Comment quote №24385
 03.01.2010
From the blog:
silly here is why when you harden your hair dull in one movement, that dust drying is beautiful... and when to get out, it is a shit????? to

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №24384
 03.01.2010
Google has done the most for your education.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №24383
 03.01.2010
Everyone with New Year. Please tell me where you can take a lot of rotted money so that they can be replaced with new ones or I don't know what we found yesterday.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №24382
 03.01.2010
Some drunk men came to me today on the street and said, "Happy New Year!" Happiness to you and health. Only for the sake of God do not be blacks"

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №24381
 03.01.2010
I am the captain of the second rank of Evgeny Obviously...
How did you all fuck with your "Thank you CEP"!!!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №24380
 03.01.2010
I’ll be sober, but the abyss I love you, and UG and fun and news... ah yeah - thank you for the weather )
Everyone will come together and drink.
Do we organize a big holiday in the summer???? to

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №24379
 03.01.2010
Tagged: fucking asshole
The toilet paper is over.
Rowen: a pleasant walk
STK: Where is it? There is a 24-hour store in Tetyushah and I am going to go to it five times a day.
Stk: found a book of advertising billayna
Stk: on the cover is written in large letters "ACTIVE!"
Q: I might use the advice.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24378
 03.01.2010
I walk on the street, slippery, icy... a female paddle rolls on the road. The first thought is, how do we slip like that?

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