Witch : and also dreamed that I adopted five children at once, from 4 to 14 years old...
I will no longer drink Teraphil at night.

Web racer: are you adding Angelina Joline to Teraflu?

XXX is yes? So what are the predictions?? to
YYY: Well, it had to be clean for women.
XXX is yes? Do you have a brainstorming colleague?
Don’t scream at your female colleague! If I have a bubble, that doesn’t mean that my sexual traits have fallen!

Only today I realized how many thoughts a woman has in her head at the same time.
A 50-year-old lady comes to me and says, “My column has fallen and my leg has broken. How much does an antenna cost?
She stopped not to laugh.

Comments from the news about
The Pirate Bay has 90 megabytes of content

XXX: And if these 90mb put in the form of a magnet link and put on torrents, then it will be possible to say that the piratebay content managed to fit in a short text (magnet link) with no archive!
YYY: You can go further and this magnet-link through the link shortener, then the entire thepiratebay will fit in 15 bytes :)
ZZZ: And hosting on the iPhone =)
AAA or Arduino.
BBB on paper.
CCC: in the form of QR code
DDD: Translate these bytes into notes and walk, whistle
EEE:Distribution of unlicensed software
FFF: Anyone will hear and also start whispering, p2p too
GGG: And then all singers will be fined for distributing unlicensed content.

Yesterday I met with my...
Stas: I decided to check - went into my room, threw the contents of the bed and the table on the floor.
Stas: A couple of minutes later, I went in, looked at the mess, and asked with a guilty voice, “Do I want to get rid of it?”
Stas: Her eyes burned with happiness and she replied without thinking "yes".
Stas: So he did - put on his shoes, put on the windshield and left the boundaries of the apartment.

I have a very important conversation with you!!! to
Oh... what one?
Mark: It is very important!!! to
Oleg is now? The skype?
No to dialogue! urgently!
Tell me, I am here.
So imagine you’re a rumble.
Oleg: I am a romb, I have four corners. And which? The angles are equal?
Mark: Yes
Oregon is OK. I am an equangular romb, but then this square will be
Mark: It’s all, it’s definitely not a rumble, it’s a square!
Am I a square?
Thank you bro!

I have forgotten the mushrooms. Something grows in our counties, but the ecology is such that if you try to cut them, they in response show a tail.

Today, the teaching in philosophy burned: “Well, we have a secular state, thank God!)"

I look beautiful in this mirror! ^ ^ ^
Show me this mirror! O_O

The cartographic service issued:

Below you can see a detailed map of Antarctica in Russian with the data on it: location of hotels with streets and addresses, photos of beautiful places, attractions, airports, restaurants and other interesting places in Antarctica.

and a virginly clean screen under the text)

While sitting in the hairdresser read in the magazine advice "buy some little thing to raise the mood"
On the way home, I bought a pink hole.

Interested in black peels?
2.- most likely white, because it is dead skin and it whitens.
The dead Negro is a white Negro.? to

Comments on the game:

The next day I’ll have to go through the dark passage between the bodies...but I can’t understand where it is, please tell me!
He is between the corpses.
Yes, thank you (I found it)
Call me if you do.
Okay Okay 😉

With 4PDA, about smartphones:
What if my hand is smaller than that of Samsung?! to

yyy: If you have a hand smaller than the recommended Samsung hand, then you need to appear at Samsung’s service center, where you will be swallowed up to the size recommended by Samsung in a special press from Samsung.

xxh: yesterday in the car school was fun, we decided where it makes sense to put the sign "zator";
XHHH: decided that on the entrance to Moscow should be put

Dear Dmitry Viktorovich! Please send me a price list or something like that. Or we will call you about: but this shit is how much it costs, and here is that... and the drive is like that at what price! In order to avoid such situations, we urge you to comply with our request!!! to

Some guys are breaking a piano under the window. Two symphonies have been written in the process.

It’s all about lack of sleep.
I am studying in second shift. Day, all gathered, left the house, I go for a couple. When I went through the second quarter, I remembered that I had left my phone at home. I go back, listen to music, on my wave, in general. She entered the house with the full feeling that she had already returned from the universe, drank tea, washed dishes, lay down and watched with a sense of duty.
The confused doubts visited me only closer to the evening.

Is there alcohol?
Program or alcohol?
XXX: I am at work, what a fucking program :-D

The Wife Called

Wife: Vital, do you bring two or three bottles of beer?
Why not one?? to
You are sick!

I love my wife and her logic. Lena thank you. It is :)))