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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №145304
 03.10.2017
This is the greatest gender achievement of a man: to be like a cat! Then they will take shelter, and feed, and nurse, and foolishly take after him. And, most importantly, if SAM did not escape, then so far and would live with comfort at her fingers - that is, women in themselves is completely satisfied, the resentment of the hostess only on the ungrateful requested to the will arose.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145303
 03.10.2017
Yes, you last time some fish got into the refrigerator, wrapped in a bag and killed.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145302
 03.10.2017
Citizens fighting "the man must, the grandmother must" - haré. There are different people and everyone has their own position on family and household issues. The point is to find the right/suitable one. For example, my boyfriend and I earn equally, divide the housework in half, and the nifiga is not stressed - actually joyfully grown in dirt. We have a common budget - there is a common portion (food, medicines, housing), and for their houses everyone buys for themselves what they want and in any amount. We are absolutely surprised by what other people think about this. We live as comfortably as possible. Just because we have common views on the family and everyday life, for two years of life together no problems from the opera who is to whom we owe nothing had, which we wish you.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145301
 03.10.2017
I saw an interesting wording in comments on Facebook - about the evolution of whales.

Going out to land. I looked around. They said "noah!" We went back into the water.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №145300
 03.10.2017
It is funny to hear the reasoning from the parallel reality that once again stamps women in the wicked mercantilism, while the poor exploited men are killed at work, only to satisfy any capricious content. Change the circle of communication.

I ask you, what is the circle? Those living women have not seen at all, their opinion about them, slightly more than consisting entirely of outdated stereotypes, draw from the camediclub and MDK.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145299
 03.10.2017
Rich people build multi-room palaces to escape obesity: while you get to sort, you burn a bunch of calories. And we have poverty in our small sizes a complete hypodynamics.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145298
 03.10.2017
You may find it funny, but incompetent Hindus who have been interviewed with a sufferer are a real problem for large companies.

The problem of these companies is not the Hindus, but the incompetent management, which is unable to organize either an interview so that the profan with the sulphur does not pass, or the training of infiltrated profans.

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