xxx: I once gathered all the skepticism and humor and specifically listened. I didn’t understand, but they gave me cookies.
YYY: I hope you didn’t go to the side of evil?
xxx: No, I didn’t know at the time that you should go to the side of evil when you give cookies. So I ate everything I gave and left.
We have a broken entrance.
On the clean green walls of the first floor (decorated with expensive plastic) are hanged, glued with a two-sided scotch, laminated A3 posters with the inscriptions "X$y", "Vasa m$ak" and so on. 10 for the whole floor. And in the elevator on a sterile floor lies a poster with a photo of the urine hole (also, of course, palminated).
The South Booth.
You have a headquarters like in StarCraft?
Lexx: How is it?
Mishurov: flying, conducting space intelligence, can hold a nuclear missile
Lexx: No, we have a headquarters like in anecdotes about Rzhevsky. Someone is treacherous under the table and in the corners lie drunk gentlemen officers.
Announcement of Teacher's Day
XXX: The Cultural Day
We swim in the fountain. And we will cling to the passers with the question: "Did you study in school?"
XXX: Cut the Head
XXX: Broken by the hand
xxx: drink vodka from the globe and snack them
XXX is fun :)
I removed my computer today. What did you do?
Go to Nashville
Tagged: fucking
What kind of drunk man is he sitting in the entrance?
Don’t be afraid, my aunt Nadia.
and??? to
The repairman called...
from SMS correspondence
She: I finally arrived.
He: Of course, it's good that you got there, but I just seemed to have put you on the electric car.
This is who?
The Burundi.
I did not know. It will be rich.
I don’t even take my mouth after six.
I love our people...Only our advertisers can think of making a shield with the inscription "I give up to 10 times!!!" Smiling on all 32 faces of the blonde + phone number %. Give me a hand to this advertiser, I now have fun to go to work every time))
I work in a cafe. The man comes in. See in the menu item "Fish in the clay" and is interested in the waitress (O):
Q: What kind of fish do you have?
In the clarity.
I know, what kind of fish?
In the clarity.
M: I’ve already understood what’s in the clear, and what’s the name of the fish?
A: (with the appearance of complete contempt for human stupidity) Fish in the clear.
Understanding that this can continue indefinitely, I come to help: "The Sea Language". The client cries relieved and goes back to the waitress.
Q: What about the harbor?
A: The cats
I was once fascinated by the advertisement of "some volume bodies leave pieces". I can assure my head for the truth of the slogan :)
1: He is an exceptional man.
Do you know how the porn folder on the comp is called? "This is not my"
God, please help me find a good guy. I don’t have a torrent rating, please raise it.
The sectarians came. They say that God is not guilty.
I gave them half a cabbage.
<@F1ReB4LL> Inscription on the packaging "bubble seeds" - MADE AND BACKED OWN "TROL"
What kind of nick do you have on Skype?
WOW : OO
Oh yeah, I forgot it.
WOW : OO
Oh yeah, say you nick already >_<
WOW : OO
You go, you are stupid.
Oh, it’s nick fuck.
The Wolf 21:14
such a cool backpack for the notebook took, *DANCE * really the notebook does not climb in it, but the backpack is cool!
Conversation of two employees of the HIBD:
Have I heard? The mayor was fired.
And for what?
For some shit. Someone has lost authority.
<ngry> walked on grills
<ngry> not found
<ngry> found hidden in the forest bed with fertilized hemp
<ngry> is a good day ?