A compliment to a girl from Germany wanted to make at the meeting, and it turned out like this:
You’re a hot German girl, you didn’t do that.
Half of the men then watched her what they thought.)

Every major official should have a company with which he has no relationship.

On the site safety instructions "How to save a life if you fell on the rails in the subway".
If you are injured in a fall and you see a train approaching:
1st Lie down between the rails with your head to the train, face down..."

One of the comments:
"In Peter at the sports station you have to fall with a stake to dig out the stake!"

It’s boring when you overwhelmed all your pencil, painted with markers everything that got under your hand, cut off all the unnecessary paper with an office blade, drank tea 10 times, and only 15:00.

From the hot discussions at the city forum N:

Is vodka a vegetarian?
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When there is a lot of vodka, it is definitely vegan!
Two liters of vodka and you’re a plant for a while.

She has a friend and has been communicating for two years. Sitting recently at Leo's house in a computer game, and then an enthusiast friend asks, "Listen, lion, what is your name?
Her name is Lion. Is it your name? How are your parents? What is the name of a lion?

No shit, the rabbit.

The news:
For the first time a woman has headed the Danish government.
Denmark imposes a tax on fatty foods
c) Newland
Is that at all, okay?? to

Ole4ka: Cat, why are you so ugly?
I am a Siamese.

If there is friendship between a man and a woman, then in any case one of them wants to fuck the other.

XHH: In the new apartment, I decided to go out in the evening. It didn’t work, and I decided to catch a neighbor’s wai fa. A lot of networks, I decided to connect to one, the other. and hopelessly. I went to sleep. I wake up in the morning, I watch, and one of the networks became called “Hui, you, not the free internet.”

The Black Cat (18:09:48 2/10/2011)
I am pregnant

God in the cages (18:10:02 2/10/2011)
I sympathize ))

The Black Cat (18:10:15 2/10/2011)
Why do you sympathize with me?

God in the cages (18:10:31 2/10/2011)
Not you, I am a child. :D

I understood that it was time to change something in my life, when I threw the garbage and the bombs began to drive me away from the tanks, with the screams "This is our territory".

In the Internet cafe, a glass of beer should not be 500 ml but 512 ml
and vodka not 100 grams, but 128

18:32 Julia> Guys, I can't find the work on the Internet
18:32 Julia> What to do?

On Sunday evening, a young Moskvich, who was engaged in diving in the Moscow river, found a Kalashnikov machine at the bottom in the area of Krylatsky Bridge, reports the agency "Interfax" with reference to a source in law enforcement agencies.
Diver raised his weapons to the surface and called the police. The machine was seized and sent for examination.
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A small diver found a machine.

I have found out! Now I know what Turbo gum smells like! These are apricots! Crying is not a magical and "turbo" smell. These are apricots!

My linguist friend when I see my girlfriend moves to German. Is it a compliment or a request?! to

The murky of solidarity, the baton of Gagarin... I would not have thought in my life, but I am Anfis Chekhov!!! to

XXX: I wonder how can I not get it out? Or am I just a sex guru?
YYY: Ask Dad how you can’t get the time.

xxx: Wife's girlfriend was selling matraces at Hermitage
I met a Frenchman and went to him.
Yyy: now herself as a mattress