Accidentally switched to the radio, heard the songs of his youth, understood it all. ... →

What do you do at work?
I irreparably ruin people’s reputation.
O O O O?! to
I’m at McDonalds...

Are you ready to accept Jesus in your heart?
YYU: What is it? No is! I knew a man in whose heart was Jesus, and... would I not like to repeat his fate?
XXX What Happened?
YYU: He was killed by crucifixion. Sitting directly between the ribs. Funny is it, right? They thought he was a vampire.
XX: And you say this, there is nothing holy in you at all?
YYU: Literally nothing. And I am immensely happy about that.

<Angelofnet> Here I will gather and open an atmospheric dining room of authentic St. Petersburg cuisine "Shaverma and поребрик". And I will do it with a special cynicism - in the first throne!

Victorin@chipmaker: Don’t forget to strengthen the roof – we had a series of robberies – broke the roof. At the very two hanging castles on a powerful slope, underneath it a lock well - but I will not like to make a castle like in the Va-bank - to go up and down to the sides of the type of safe castle. In the gate, instead of a lock, the rail lock up in the form of an invisible hole supposedly covered with a screw. I only protect my bike.

I live with my husband and dog. The mother-in-law (who lives nearby) jumped into the guests without warning, I didn't have time to remove the underwear from the dryer. She cries on the hanging dress:

A lovely color. Their own?

This is what she was waiting for: "No, winnie!" Or "no, benino!"?

The cat was taken home from the street as an adult.

XX: When we put her in a bowl something especially delicious for her, she can't immediately believe it, rubs her legs, squeezes near the bowl, anxiously looks in the eyes: "Is it me? Couldn’t you be me?" We hung, we persuade, we take on our hands. We behave like a person, thereby depriving the freedom of movement, distancing ourselves from food and further increasing its anxiety. But to stay and just leave, seeing such a panic, is almost impossible.

The former wrote last night:
How well it sleeps after the mine!
He answered politely:
And who did it?
I wonder why he was so angry.)

Talk about life at work. Who has more ass? The financial. How much of the ZP per child goes, for the communal. How much is needed for urgent repair. And so, the SP is lacking the most necessary. How much more I would like. Clothes, boots, beauty cream, classes in a fitness club, vacation at least once a year. The guy alone listened, listened and spoke.
Hopefully you will be able to get along quickly. I will be a husband and it will be right away. You can’t find any of them, right?? to
What a single mother is doing today
If you get married, your husband will also have to stay.
The guy, judging by the face realized that it was just he married n"not successfully"

Nikirk2: In the garage on the shelf above the gates stood two large bottles of 20 liters of nasopharyngeal alcohol in each. The shelf was fitted to the door. Arrived "umelers" grabbed the wire behind the castle and rattled the jeep. The door folded, the frame bended, one of the bottles fell and broke. When I arrived at the garage, the gate was almost removed, on the floor there was beaten glass, on the glass there was blood. There is nothing to talk about, you cannot breathe, you cannot open your eyes. The police stopped breathing and ran for inspection and immediately fled even faster. After three hours, you could be standing next to the gates a little rotting. By evening it smelled a little, I opened the door. The second bottle is now on the edge of the shelf, the shelf is also fitted to the frame. The police asked me - what do you do such chemistry and so keep, you need to be more reliable. The blood on the fragments did not interest them, however, as fingerprints.

1: I wanted to go to the forest tomorrow, and the Emergency Service warned of a strong wind, and ordered to stay away from the trees. What to do?

Go into the forest, but stay away from the trees.

XXX: Quadcopter launched today in the cockpit.
XXX: Well, what else can I do in the cockpit? Start the quadrocopter.

XXX: How to understand the double type?
Yes, the type contains a pair and everything.
ZZZ: the
zzz: triple triple
Zzzz: so you sit, you program

The phone was on my home phone...
- Allo
Press, but who is talking?
by Misha
I lost my pension card, where can I find it?
Definitely not with me.
What should I do?
I do not know...
–...
The bad...
I thought for a long time what was going on... Then I decided to reassure myself that it was election day.

I am standing on the school floor, waiting for a slash. The wing is high, and at the bottom of the man eight boys, ages 8-9-10 approximately, something argue, argue, and loud. From the school comes another boy with a characteristic eastern (approximately Central Asian) appearance. He overlooks what is happening, and.... throws into the middle of the landfill with a loud cry "The Russians do not give up!"

Daryana
My son told me a story last night. There lived a beautiful princess. she jumped on the circles, came to the edge, fell and died.

Daryana
And then, Mommy, why don’t you sleep?

A: Let’s just drink.
BBB: Let’s get tough. From a shoe to a brush.
BBB: Through the salmon.
In the anti-gas.

I want to remind and focus attention.

God created a man and a woman, not a peder and a lesbian.

Joseph of Egypt

My girlfriend was caught by phone jokes. They call again.
We are your neighbors from below, you have flooded us, come quickly!
The girlfriend:
And you are who? The rat?
Why is?! to
Only rats live under me. I am on the first floor.

Five friends gathered together, and nothing to talk about. Because they all gathered.