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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №155102
 03.10.2020
I have a great-grandmother who worked as a teacher at school all his life. At the time of the described event, she was 92 years old (And now she is alive and fully fit! Always tight, careful, with a manicure. Beyond her face...

I was recently in the theatre. In the entrance, an old lady approaches me - gray, without teeth, with a barrel - and says: "Hello, Polina Abramovna! How pleased to see you!” I could not figure out who it was. It was my student, you know? ! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №155101
 03.10.2020
There was a family party recently, we talked about everything. We talked, as is the case, about young people. Moth now young people drink as not to themselves, not even rotting, but in our time...

What grandfather skeptically removed his glasses and reminded his father how he came home in the first class in the new year and under the fight of curants began to pour vodka into a cup of tea. The overwhelmed grandfather had stretched out his hand to pick up the bottle, and his father struck it.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155100
 03.10.2020
People are divided into two categories: some are able to survive, others are able to live!

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №155099
 03.10.2020
Kenyan runner Abel Mutai was just a few feet from the finish, but confused the finish with the signs and stopped thinking he had finished the race.

The Spanish runner, Ivan Fernandez, stood behind him and, realizing what was going on, began screaming at the Kenyan to keep running. Mutai did not know Spanish and did not understand it. Understanding what was happening, Fernandez pushed Mutai to victory.

The journalist asked Ivan:

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №155098
 03.10.2020
Elman Pashaev offered the authorities of Armenia for 11 million rubles to settle the conflict in Nagorno-Karabakh.

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