XXX: The other father set the condition. You finish with a medal + you go to the universe yourself (normal, not a pallashkin office) - gives your praetor, finishes the universe with a red diploma - buys a new praetor. Now a friend and the place of work is great, thanks to the knowledge and praid there is)



Yyy: There’s one little but – I need a father with a grandfather

I worked in a bank, a girl comes, I don’t remember what nationality, but not Russian.

I start the passport scan, the girl in the photo is clearly older and larger, but the same nationality and similar facial features. The client notices my doubts, says that she lost weight after giving birth, and the photo was taken, in the last month of pregnancy, when she was very swollen.

Well, I think no, I will not assume such a responsibility, I call for it to be checked (standard procedure). In the bank, as always, there is no parking lot, no client, no manager. The client is nervous, I too, she is already on elevated tones continues to convince me that in the photo she is, I take her time, she has a child at home and there will be a complaint.

After 20 minutes, the castle still comes, checks the passport and confirms my words, the photo is not a client. And immediately, right away! The client with a modest smile apologizes, says that this is her sister's passport, and she sits with the child, can't come, asks to wait, do not throw down the voucher, she is now running after her.

She ran away, came in 3 minutes together, didn’t even apologize, she threatened them with a finger and said it couldn’t. It still scares me how close I was to the mistake.

Previously, writers were born, now they are growing.

Early morning. It has not yet dawned. My cat and I are in the kitchen. I drink coffee and smoke. The cat, having embraced me with all four of his legs, hangs on me and cuddles, blinking his eyes, splashing and dropping saliva, and occasionally sucking his nose into my cup to smell my coffee. These hugs last for half an hour. And I wake up so early precisely because of kissing the cat. Because then all day this red seven-kilogram brutal pretends we’re not acquainted. Half an hour of happiness.

The deputy found a magic lamp, swept it, and from there the gin:

I am Jean, I can fulfill three of your wishes.

Deputy :

First, I want no vessels to exist at all!

by Jean :

Ready, you have no wishes left.

Deputy :

What fucking thing? You said I have three wishes.

by Jean :

Put me in court!

My sister and I often visited my mother, usually separately - my sister lived nearby, and I looked after work. My mom had two identical cups, both of which we preferred to drink tea. One day my pregnant sister saw that I drank from the same cup and burst into a long monologue, the whole essence of which was that I could infect her with something. Then she marked her bowl with a piece of blue insulator on her chest and in a strict voice ordered for nothing, under no circumstances, to use the fluid from her bricked dishes. Later, my mother told me that her sister sometimes glued the insulator because she was lazy to wash her cup.

Sorry, stupid, but where did this big explosion come from?



YYY: Imagine you go into the elevator, and there smells of urine and a yellow spot on the floor – you and your neighbors will surely agree that someone was drowning in the elevator. But who did it, why, what he thought, you will hardly know.



The same fig with a big blast - a yellow spot and smell is there, and where it came from - no one knows.



And most importantly - it may be that the yellow spot from the oil, and the smell of nasopharynx (or any other quite possible option).



zzz: For the first time, I see a big explosion compared to a dirt in an elevator))

In 2004, I was a student. I had a computer at the time, but sometimes it didn’t turn on itself or hanged to death in the process of work. But worked.



She picked up a course on the computer, printed it and went to the institute to take over. I liked it all, but I needed to change something in the introduction, I don't remember what exactly. I go home. I pressed the button and... nothing. They eat something biosophical. At that time, they were sending signals of a malfunction like. I pressed the turn on button again. Already in a slight panic, because the predecessor will not wait long until I fix everything and come to the institute. And in other days it will be difficult to catch it - in the institute several bodies in different parts of the city. So here. Press the food button, it doesn’t turn on. And so several times. In despair I understand that everything... the computer broke, I will not fix anything, you need to look for someone who has a computer, ask him to pick up the page I want. Panic... I slide from the chair to the system block, tears drop from my eyes. I lay the system on the cold side and say in a loud voice, “My dear, good, turn on. I have 5 minutes.” And a miracle happened. When the next button is pressed, it is turned on. I printed the text, I printed it. Then in my head came the thought of doing something else. But the computer honestly at the last breath fulfilled the arrangement and breathed.



P.S I took the course that day. The computer was repaired. As I said, the food block died.