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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55899
 03.11.2011
Haribda: So, do you see me, a man is fed with conscious dreams? What is the desire to control everything?
antly_ulvang is right! Let 90% start practicing at least conscious awareness :)!

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55898
 03.11.2011
I said the last was 24 cm. I refused to look at him.
Tagged: xDD
Yyy: and you were short while he stood running with the ambulance and measured?)))) Or look like an artist? :)
You won’t believe...I just know the capacity of my mouth...

[ + 73 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55897
 03.11.2011
Words starting with "pol-"
Through the definition:
1st If the second part of the word begins with a large letter (half of Moscow)
2nd If the second part of the word begins with the letter L (half liter)
Three If the second part of the word begins with the vocal letter (half street).

Greatly :
In all other cases.

In two words: never

It is a scream of the soul.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55896
 03.11.2011
Commentary on the photo:
What a beautiful and vivid face color, what a puffy sponge, your eyes shine, you’re just an angel! And most importantly, not what modern girls, all their own, without a patch!
Answer: Thank you, Photoshop has tried.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55895
 03.11.2011
I have domestic mice in my cage, I bought musli, I poured it into a plate, I poured it in milk, I ate the musli. 5 minutes later, I looked again at the package - food for mice...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №55894
 03.11.2011
Calling a friend of the journalist in the counter play, he answers:

Q: 5 minutes, I will explain why the body needs levocarnitine and how the l-polymer of ascorbic acid (vitamin C) is involved in its metabolism.
I have an article about Mandarin.
d: column about fruits and vegetables, crazy
d: not to write like in the magazine of Lisa "eat mandarines, and after 40 you will not have a loose ass, but will be juicy and elastic";;
d: no, fuck, we are called "Science"
D: So it’s crazy.
D: less than 5 minutes

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №55893
 03.11.2011
I read the stories of neonatologists here, decided to supplement the story of a gynecologist.
The reception, the pregnancy, 28 weeks, all things. Three appearances missed. I’m starting to report it, saying, I can’t do that, mommy, bla bla bla. The analyses are not passed by her, I say to her in a spark of anger: "May tomorrow, blood from the nose, be with the urine!"

The next morning, the oil painting:
My lady looks into the office, looks around stealthily and, supporting the door with a butt, whispers:
"Doctor, I urinated, but the blood from the nose doesn’t go..."

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55892
 03.11.2011
Alex(Grom) (17:35:59 2/11/2011)
My colleague brought a GPS receiver (navigator). I put it on the window and connected it to the laptop. I wanted to experience how he measured the speed of overdrive: took a laptop and ran around the office... a GPS receiver, which typically remained lying on the window ))

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55891
 03.11.2011
I go on the bus. A 20-year-old girl is sitting on the phone. La la la 20 minutes. Then he asks the interlocutor: Do you know how to keep secrets? Yes, then listen: What do you think I gave him...
The bus just slipped.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55890
 03.11.2011

"Natalia Alikovna Lisica added to friends Alexander Zajac."

What is the purpose of the cold winter??? It is 😉

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55889
 03.11.2011
Judging by your chest, you were found in cabbage.
But not immediately, you lived there and ate her for seven years)))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55888
 03.11.2011
Description of hentai:
A good boy has grown a tenacle with the help of a magical electrician... and it has endured!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55887
 03.11.2011
When the head of the neighboring department, greeting us in the morning, says “Hello, useless pieces of meat, and Max!” – you start to think that maybe you still imagine some value for the company...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55886
 03.11.2011
Ahriman: We are now looking at the Nodame Cantabil, and this is probably the first anime in a year.
Finger: are we watching now?
Are we Ariman the Great? and ;)
Ahriman: I and my girlfriend
He has a girlfriend and he is watching anime.
Finger in the box!
Ahriman: I can’t
Ahriman: She is a non-trach person

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55885
 03.11.2011
Teron: I am a pure, impeccable being, bringing light and purity to people.
Electric cleaner?
Teron: no shit, a vacuum cleaner

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55884
 03.11.2011
A burning cellar and a horse racing is a fist.You try to catch a man after a salary.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55883
 03.11.2011
I am free, like a bird in the sky. I'm free - I forgot what it means to fuck :(

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55882
 03.11.2011
KJD (17:05:53 2/11/2011)
Commercial sexual activity. This is called in our institute of noble virgins prostitution. At least at the Department of Infectiology, they called it exactly as it is in all the textbooks about HIV.
shed (17:06:38 2/11/2011)
Are you engaged in commercial sex activities?
SCHED (17:06:44 2/11/2011)
I am on the budget.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55881
 03.11.2011
Terk:...and I was burned in the pioneer room smoked and ringed through the horn.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55880
 03.11.2011
Comment on the book:

I absolutely don’t know the history of the Third Reich, so it was hard for me to read. As soon as I remembered who Goebbels was, Himmler appeared, and I forgot who Goebbels was, then Goering ran away, then I was caught by Bormann and Mueller, and the control in the head were their titles: Obergruppeführer, Reichführer, Obersturmführer.

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