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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72498
 03.11.2012
Recently I remembered the case of a man from our village having a fire - the bathroom burned. My neighbors, including me, went out. We run, we wander, and he, drunk, sits near the tree and cries with such a strict voice: “Don’t throw the vineyard!”

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №72497
 03.11.2012
The husband teaches the child to move away on a computer chair.
So, stand up with your legs, vooot, up, no, lower, back up, push, stronger, let’s go! All right now, you can sweat.

Roasted for 10 minutes. I said I would write the text and reproduce it at night. I don’t have sex today!! to

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72496
 03.11.2012
Silver_metal> moral onanism
Imagine the task: 16-bit programs written in the early 1990s in TRUPOPASKAL and very needed by two 60-year-old uncles-engineers, and... computers of the last year c 64-bit seven) and a network printer is not the oldest on which it is supposed to print from these programs).
Silver_metal is like... trying to throw a supercar of coal and wood into a gasoline tank, because before, in the 19th century, there was such a fuel and everything worked.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72495
 03.11.2012
On weekends, a good fairy turns me into a cat: I eat, sleep, and talk around the apartment, like a shit in a pit.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72494
 03.11.2012
Hurricane "Sandy" products of Apple Corporation, is their attempt to bring the landscape in line with the maps supplied for iOS 6

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №72493
 03.11.2012
16:46:26 Nerl: Are you stupid?
16:46:38 Why is it
16:46:42 Nerl: understandably

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №72492
 03.11.2012
xx: I have always been surprised by the esthetica sofas (pronouncing darkly with the eyes) costing half a lam (300,000 - 500,000 rubles), I think for that money they should be equipped with seat belts and speed up to a hundred in 6 seconds :)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №72491
 03.11.2012
I always see signs like:
Quitting smoking extends life by 5 years.
within a month after quitting smoking your immune and nervous system are restored and their performance increases to 40%.
As a non-smoker, I am jealous.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72490
 03.11.2012
(D1 breaks everything that has been touched lately)

d2 he, fucking, a beta tester, wanted to open the door in my car. I pulled the claw and pulled it out, closed my cap and bended it, took the body to play today. The sound was removed and the sound no longer works.

d1 I just check whether the integrity of the design is not violated!

If I were in your place, I’t even have a member when I’m sashing!!! You will violate the integrity of the design!!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72489
 03.11.2012
PC repair announcement: *Part of text* Find cheaper, and we will make you an even greater discount!
Call: My brother is willing to repair it for free, so how much are you willing to pay me for repair?

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