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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12018
 03.11.2008
The cat gurgled... it was not possible to sleep... he came up with measures to counter the blasphemy: he began to squeeze the straw into the straw, now instead of crawling, the straw all night looking for a way out...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12017
 03.11.2008
After another meeting of co-founders of the project (not too financially successful)...
and oh. How stubborn they are. Everyone wants a thicker and more genuine member.
and AGA. And the most interesting thing, it gets. But not as I would like.)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12016
 03.11.2008
[15:43:27] <AlterEgo> magdalene and you have big breasts?
[15:44:51] <MagDaJIeHa> <AlterEgo> Is this all you care about?
[15:45:42] <AlterEgo> I am still concerned about the situation in Abkhazia and the financial crisis in Europe. But I doubt that you have enough brains to engage me in a controversy on this topic. So I’d rather talk to you about breasts. Nothing personal.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12015
 03.11.2008
(=ZveRySHk@=)
Something in my ass hurts and my buttocks.
I do not even know why
Probably the hats.
The Lech:
Get them out of there xDDD

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12014
 03.11.2008
Our system administrator put all the girls on the keyboard on the Caps Lock button the office button with a needle up.
Andrei, if you are reading this, I am offended by your subtle insightful hint.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12013
 03.11.2008
Are you with us in LA2?
YYY: Go ahead, fuck your la2
XXX Why? O_O
YYY: Yes... I think it’s a damaging game that you can’t jump in.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №12012
 03.11.2008
I don't remember how the film was called, but the essence is this: the devaha in the mountains turned his finger, asks his comrades to turn it.) The big plan of the devachi and here the voice from the hall "Suka is not that finger!" The hall lay...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12011
 03.11.2008
Requirements for personnel... I thought what these phrases mean and what the bosses really want from us.

Knowledge of PC is not stupid, shit!
Ability to work in a team – know how to tolerate all kinds of fools in the office, we tolerate it.
Communicability - the ability to inquire about the deal with the client, and at the same time not to inquire about the dismissal with the bosses!
The desire to earn – we don’t need to be too smart
Focus on the outcome – you’ll get puzzles if you don’t carry out the plan!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12010
 03.11.2008
Lady_Beltam ‎(20:11):
Cucumbers came home today.
Remove rubbish from ventilation in the kitchen.
Lady_Beltam ‎(20:11):
I don't know what the name of what they pulled out of the outlet.
Lady_Beltam ‎(20:12):
I think it is a stranger.

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