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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12078
 03.11.2008
1: What is the medicine? It helps?
It seems that the microbes put on this medicine.
The NanoGenitalia

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12077
 03.11.2008
Lanfir (16:39:12 28/10/2008)
Why don’t you appear on Skype?

Jocker (16:40:29 28/10/2008)
Monal, I’m that skype... He eats me fast like a cat’s meat. Smooth and with appetite. I am very happy, Scuck. Operativa for me is not just nitrogen oxide for a car... It’s a luxury, on my calculator!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12076
 03.11.2008
If you want to continue to enjoy Hollywood fighters to the fullest, never! Listen to never! Do not work in firms installing fire safety systems. There is no force to watch as a charismatic villain turns on a system heating with one sensor, and the main character sexually wet under a sprayer at the other end of the building in a room filled with a TENSION APPARATURE! The elevators are also working.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12075
 03.11.2008
XX (11:18:23 27/10/2008)
I have a flash (
YY (11:18:28 27/10/2008)
) ))))
YY (11:18:33 27/10/2008)
How wise
XX (11:18:57 27/10/2008)
Most importantly, this is my first flash, on 128M ))
YY (11:19:44 27/10/2008)
It is :'(
YY (11:19:52 27/10/2008)
Sorry for Flash.
YY (11:20:12 27/10/2008)
He buried her with honour.
XX (11:20:36 27/10/2008)
No, I’m honoured to break it up in details)) and the corps funeral))
YY (11:21:21 27/10/2008)
Trade with organs, Scuco
XX (11:21:30 27/10/2008)
) is

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12074
 03.11.2008
I have an IQ test. Attention the question:

25 is True or false last statement?

All the ships are penguins, and all penguins have grass-cutting machines on their feet; in addition, some penguins eat refrigerators; and all fanatics eat refrigerators. But none of those on whose feet grasshoppers grow is a dryer; so no ship is a refrigerator.

The hurry! The purest truth.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12073
 03.11.2008
Natasha
Hemp eats from hand.! to
Maxwell
The skin? :D

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12072
 03.11.2008
Log in to my brother on one site - "Angel of Death"...
And here after checking the email, he noticed a letter about this content: "Dear, Angel of Death, something you have not been with us on the forum for a long time, we have a lot of new interesting people who will be happy to chat and maybe even meet."

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12071
 03.11.2008
by citation
"Now that the offender does not know that the gepard does not relate to the goats and dogs, it's okay."....
From what intersection?!! to
The Great Soviet Encyclopedia
(Acinonyx jubatus), a predator of the family of cats. A long-legged beast


[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12070
 03.11.2008
My son is 3 years old, and I don’t have the talent to explain to children in pink tones.
Yesterday we returned home, on the stairs in the entrance, a dead and scattered butterfly moth is lying.
My mother is a butterfly!! What is it, and what is it?? to
I: I was frozen, it was already very cold for her, and she died.
She doesn’t have a coat like you.
Son: Why not?
I: Because butterflies can’t sew.
Why don’t they know?
Man: Because they don’t have a pencil with fingers.
I: And the brain.
Oh, and there is a head!! to
I have a head, but there is no brain in it.
Why the head of a butterfly?
I: Because she eats it.

The child understood everything, and the husband had to reassure him.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12069
 03.11.2008
At 12 o'clock at night, I smoke in the window (I live on the sixteenth floor), I watch a picture - Kent in the posture of cancer with paint writes under the windows - I love you my princess. I looked, I looked, and I shouted, “Five, put the deer up!” and at the same moment, from about six windows, similar screams! District of O_O

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12068
 03.11.2008
Tatiana: "In Fallout-3 Killed a man with a plush mouse released from a pocket catapult. I am very happy."
HoloPaladin: Okay, yesterday I cut off the head of the bandit with a pencil knife and broke the dog... =)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12067
 03.11.2008
The third day I didn’t come to the school. A call from a student.
Hello to Len. How are you dealing?
The throat hurts, the knee sores, the head wants to be cut off. Apparently nothing...
Thank God, you are sick. It was the last time I saw you with the router.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12066
 03.11.2008
10th
She thinks very little about regret.
Selena
Did Nathaniel marry such a man?
10th
A coincidence :D
Selena
Pipec)))) You guys, scuco, funny animals))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12065
 03.11.2008
17:21 ANOMALIA left the group "The Club of Amateurs to do some hernia, and then sit and think: naked I did this?".
17:31 ANOMALIA joined the Club of Amateurs group to do some hernia, and then to sit down and think, 'I've done this?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12064
 03.11.2008
The news:
British intelligence agencies cut funding
The Director of National Intelligence of the United States allowed to employ first-generation fellow citizens who have relatives abroad
In Lubyansk square overturned a truck with vodka

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12063
 03.11.2008
Kira
The headquarters in the office at the loud secretary announced tomorrow, Saturday working day, at 10 00 will be an unexpected check by the director of timely appearance of employees to work...".. after 10 seconds "Tanya come to me"...burned a guy...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12062
 03.11.2008
N9COF: I sit, the 47th minute I listen to the phone what is going on in the store, who is there, who is pregnant and what packs are on sale :) They forgot to hang the phone =))))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12061
 03.11.2008
Really want to eat is when the fly burned on the lamp begins to smell delicious.
x_x

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12060
 03.11.2008
The CEO brought an iPhone, he says that I can’t understand how he’s calling... I sat for 20 minutes in a duplicate, tapped on a pipet what smart phones... then a colleague came and said that it’s an iPad... I’ve never felt so dumb...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12059
 03.11.2008
Silly: I look like I’m flying (((

BormaNN: The Cheese!!!!!! It is not me!!! to

Feng Shui: What am I?? to

Coooooper: I was protected

Silly: Beauty of the Frog

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