Prep about the United States:
What can we expect from a country whose declaration of independence is drunk on hemp paper?

xxx> and here’s what’s curious: most of those who write "only in our country...", have never been outside of it!...

FoBoS: And the driver of our small trolleybus when chased out went out into the salon and shouted to them "kish fucking...", and then said that the trolleybus is still driving and so thinly said "oh fucking" and ran back))

A neighbor’s friend told me:

There will be democracy, I said.

At the very beginning, according to tradition, the so-called conference. A girl with her dad came on stage. Read expressively all formal information, about the rector, pro-rector, jury. Then went to the "box, which stands at the exit and in which, if you liked the performance you can drop your ticket..." Further it was necessary to say that the "faculty, which received the most votes..." Instead, the girl, mixing the words "who picked up" and "the greatest" issued the great phrase: "Faculty THE LOWEST..." The hall for a minute reared from laughter, and not immediately calmed down. In short, the "conference" turned into a warm-up! Just unforgettable! X-D

The boss came to the director:
Where is he?
At the lunch!
How much can I eat? He ate yesterday, he ate today, he ate every day?! to
0 O O

Case in medical school. Group of Pediatricians. The English language. One student long argued with the teacher why doctors need English. Her most convincing argument was: “Here you go on the street, a stranger falls, and how will you help him if you don’t know what and where he’s hurt?”
The student responds so sadly: “We are pediatricians, our children don’t talk at all.”

The case was 3 years ago, the prices of anlim were high and everyone in our city used the local eMule server. When the movies were in theaters, a smart man put out gay porn, renaming it to Mglu. Here’s the reaction of one "lucky" who downloaded this masterpiece:

susej (27.11.2007, 19:30):What a reason, waited for so long this movie, downloaded, turned off the light, arranged, I turn on, I think the advertisement, hit the middle and his mother! Two men chew corn on each other, the brother enters and looks - I watch in the darkness how the men chew and silently goes out. You are his mother, who put it out, you ruined my life with your gay porn! I will find you and make you film in the same movie.

Those who understand the subject.
I work as an instructor in the cage.
Two newcomers came today.
And they are called Ruslan Path and Vasya Žat!! to
:D

The man’s logic. My sister’s friend sent me a message:
I think of you every minute, sorry I forgot to call you yesterday.

xxx: We drove with fellow students for a couple of warmheads, and Sani played Pioneer-fm, the song small horse.
One of them spelled, and he sang everything.... "I’m a little horse"
We are a young man, 25 years old.
So he calls our "clinated" to the board, and he goes out and sings "I'm a small horse."
Prepod to him in response "and I tomato, pizza back"
It was a finishing...

A married friend in the status:
In the phrases "we are on you" and "we are married" the same set and order of letters. What a different meaning! )

I always believed that someday Wednesday would be a Friday.

Once, in ancient times, a bunch of rabbits adopted two human puppies - a boy and a girl. They have grown. So came China.

I told a friend to whom this story was told by a long-distance driver.
His MAZ broke down in Germany. I stopped, opened the hood and did the repair. Suddenly the German grandfather approaches him, who seemed to have fought on the side of the fascists in the Second World War, and says to him in broken Russian:
Maze is fucking!! The Mercedes GOOD!! to
The driver, not paying attention to the grandfather, continues to do repairs. And the German does not get away - the MAZ is shit, and the Mercedes good. The driver can’t stand it and says to his grandfather:
The T-34 Good?? to
The Germans were like the wind.

My nephew wiped yesterday: came from school and asks my mother: what is sperm??? The sister is in shock, she says, I don't know, and he says to her: Fuck, why are you as stupid as your dad?? to

Come back tomorrow, we’ll bump.
I am not drinking
WOW: at what time?

XXX: I would also look at it. Lesbians are usually male-like.
YYY: Not a fig like this I told here are three kinds of them!!! one type of clean girls, the other type of clean boys, the third and type and girl and boy
XXX: Pure boys are boys
YYY: Well don’t fuck you understand that girls who consider themselves like boys.
XXX: This is interesting.
XXX: and how do they usually meet lesbian girl + lesbian boy?
Can a girl + a girl? Or is it already a leaflet?
XXX: and a boy with a boy is a lesbian-pedagogue?
XXX: And with whom do undefined lesbians meet?
YYY: falling under the table

Sanji-loves-Nami: Even in kindergarten, a temperament test was conducted, then I was a choleric - an active, unsettling child. Then the same test at school is phlegmatic, calm and reasonable. And now passed this test in the universe - melancholy, closed, pessimistic, prone to suicide... The doctrine kills >-O

The Chief, with a very thoughtful look: Today, in some centuries, I walked around the city by day.
So many people on the streets...
I want to tell them...
Are you not working?! to