Enjoyed a boy (from the strength of 5 years) in the store. I picked out some delicious snacks at the box and carried them to my mom. He tries to answer him:
Put it in place, you won’t like it.
The boy replied confidently:
It will like. I know. I liked it as a child...

A 5 year old man :)

That is what it is!

In the event that something goes wrong, every strong and independent woman has a brilliant backup plan: to sit on her ass and sneeze.

Every strong and independent man also has a brilliant backup plan: to sit on his ass and battle the shit.

It helps in the same way. But judging by the fact that grandmothers live longer, it seems that tears extend life!

Who was there interested, the author of a fun textbook on Spanish with examples of a pillow in the refrigerator is Chichin.

From the same textbook "Juan, you are a sadist! You can’t hit a nail with a turtle!"

Enjoy it )

On the article "In nightclubs can introduce visitor checks for the presence of drugs";
1st comment: It is not possible!

zajots
We received a letter translated by Proms into Hebrew for some reason.
zajots
The manager suspects that this is a notification of the water disconnection.

The primary school teacher said:
There is a child in the class that does not learn anything. Tired of fighting with him, I approach my grandmother (working as a cleaner at school), I say "Do business with the child, learn a fairy tale for tomorrow". The next day, in the middle of the lesson, the door opens, the grandmother enters and reads a fairy tale from the threshold, and then still demands an assessment, arguing this by the fact that the fairy tale is learned and told, and what the difference is by who.

In the United States, a court has banned dogs from laughing for more than 10 minutes.
xxx: British scientists still to study and learn from meters

Zeus: I have arranged the expansion of galaxies and the relic radiation.
What a wise thing, Dad! Now people are on the wrong path and we can rest a couple of thousands of years!

In the entrance: missing cat, black color, ears castrated

Why are you so sad?
- To be gathered today for blunders, so noticed that I was excited and younger. I think now: "go – don’t go".

XXX: I have a colleague on vacation, we planted a toy deer in his place. and :)

A full replacement?

I asked my mom about the SMS.
Mom: "mb tomorrow will give the salary one I fear need to persuade a thin and so borrow them to use";
I: "mam, nothing I understand"
Mom: "B" means: may be"

X: A funny story happened at our lectures in physics.
Y: Tell me
X and I slept.

XXX: The Duchess
YYY: Open the lock
XXX: I am your father.

A beautiful phrase from my girlfriend:
"How can you think when you speak?"
=) is

and Ryazzan:
I am in the mosque.
by Irka:
In the militia?? to
and Ryazzan:
UGU
by Irka:
I’m going to kill you, I know you’re doing it???? to
Odious piece
and Ryazzan:
I get my passport :D

In ancient times, a prehistoric woman looked gently at a prehistoric man, built her eyes and said:
I want that skin out!
“Dear,” replied the prehistoric man, “she’s on a tiger!
Then the prehistoric woman swallowed her lips and cried bass:
You do not love me at all!
You want it or not, but the skin had to be harvested, even if the tiger was against it.

VK
The color calms the person.
and COMM:
Especially when you blow a green rope.

From the discussion of the installation of the monument to Bruce Lee in Perm:
Who is Bruce Lee?
It’s like a little Jackie Chan with no sense of humor.

Yyy, we are interested! and :(
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and :(
You are also vanilla :)