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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135573
 03.11.2016
They make such a curved product that even before their tech support finally came that frequent customer appeals about problems in specific browsers is not a coincidence.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №135572
 03.11.2016
Advertising is %gamename%.
An ambitious MMORPG game in which you can do anything.
The age rating is 12+.
XXX is lying. Everything can only be done with 18+... And even there isn’t everything!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №135571
 03.11.2016
Dear passenger! We carefully read your valuable opinion!
>>>>>>>>
Dear manufacturers of subway cars, when you test the air conditioners (and you clearly test the cars on pigs because there are always livestock carriages) - put on pigs and put a thermometer in the butt to finally understand that your condoms don't work and if you wear something warmer than winds (in the winter, for example, unexpectedly, right?) Then the testers will float on top of it, and the windows will not be opened.

Happy passenger of the Moscow subway, Tagansko-Krasno-Presnensk line
<<<<<<<

We are pleased to inform you that we have listened to you and resolved the problem!
We no longer install air conditioners in subway cars. Thanks for your recall!

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135570
 03.11.2016
Are we in the Stone Age?
xx: there should be a “do it” button
yy: guy, we are on the side that makes these buttons

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135569
 03.11.2016
I don’t understand this touching concern about drug addicts. Let it all happen. This is a real biosphere. What does it take to be degenerate to start taking? If you have begun, go now, stumble and die. Because of them, even sedatives allowed ten years ago cannot be bought without a prescription. And it is not necessary to talk about the "submitted" and "forcibly struck". If you were forcibly injected, run from all feet to be treated, and you will go down at all without any problems. Problems only those who sit long and tight.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №135568
 03.11.2016
Who confesses that you are disgusted?
But pornography statistics, until it was blocked, were very indicative.
and /
Baby, you will be surprised, but watching porn and sexual practices do not correlate at all. A bunch of people watch the BDSM orgia, and sleep only with their wife and only in the missionary.
But an anonymous interview on "Practices", both domestic and sexual in regional AIDS centers, has been laid off.
The incentive is simple – do you want to get free therapy? Fill out the questionnaire. No age, only gender. They fill up nothing. Yes, and the main source of distribution is heroin drug addicts, "processing" in one place and their clients, preferring "this" without rubber. This is a long-known fact in Russian social medicine. known to everyone, except for the deputies of the State Dura and here are such screams on the Internet - "ah, because of the pedics the country will die!". The country of heroin will die. No one can close the border with Central Asia. Stop the gay propaganda. Economy of S.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №135567
 03.11.2016
Famous Russian singer Philip Kirkorov, who has not once became a figure of loud scandals, again "differentiated": witnesses shot on the video, how the artist during the concert hit a fan, possibly in a drunk state.
People!! Who in a sober mind goes to his concerts? Reply to

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №135566
 03.11.2016
Dear manufacturers of subway cars, when you test the air conditioners (and you clearly test the cars on pigs because there are always livestock carriages) - put on pigs and put a thermometer in your ass to finally understand that your condoms don't work and if you wear something warmer than winds (in winter, for example, unexpectedly, right?) Then the testers will float on top of it, and the windows will not be opened.

The happy passenger of the Moscow metro, Tagansko-Krasno-Presnensk line

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135565
 03.11.2016
Have you tried to sneeze when you write?
I am :?? to
So I cleaned up for myself.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135564
 03.11.2016
I correctly kept silent for the first two weeks, then told her to look into her plate, and not into mine, and finally dropped away from me! She’s offended and now tells the whole office that I’m a terrible bullshit and hamlo, and that’s because I’m a meat-eater, but they’re all, vegetarians and vegans are the best people.

Generally speaking, people tend to think of everyone around them as hamas except themselves. Aunt calling on the phone calls Hamam those who ask them to speak quietly. People cutting in the subway are very upset that some hames did not let them in front of them on the escalator.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135563
 03.11.2016
>> Should you be able to do that?

Yes, fucking, because everyone has to "just so" respect. At first, by default, then if the reason appears, you can not respect. Everyone around them is hated and treated as rubbish, and they want to live well. They are surprised when they are treated similarly. Respect each other.

Leopold is a coward.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №135562
 03.11.2016
The whole life of the game
I’m stuck in the tutorial.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №135561
 03.11.2016
Take some chips.

Tagged with chips. It is time to think about health.

xxx you are right. Take the vodka.

YYY: Ok

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №135560
 03.11.2016
You are writing something strange.

The problem with the button is not only to decide to kill or pardon a stranger, but also in the fact that after you make your choice, the button will be given to another person with whom you are also unfamiliar, and the next will decide your fate.

What is problem?
Can you die from an unknown cause at any time?
How is it different from ordinary life?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №135559
 03.11.2016
If some vegan begins to brainwash you, just explain to him that the cells of the plant when it breaks down do not die immediately, first they suffer for a long time from oxygen, water and ordinary starvation, and then those who survived it and were not cut and crushed with a knife and teeth, live into the stomach juice and agonize there, slowly dissolving in acid and enzymes.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №135558
 03.11.2016
I relatively easily find girls "by criteria", from them I sow all kinds of stupid and immoral, leaving only nurses and smart women.

Of them I sow those who do not need me, so that time is not wasted.

And then I sow myself so as not to ruin the poor girl’s life.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №135557
 03.11.2016
My grandmother is Russian, but she has long lived in Georgia. When the troubles began with the breakup of the Union, she could not get out of there and decided to stay a century in this country, where she has a decent private home and her own farm. In the 1990s, the only way to communicate with her were letters. One such letter from my grandmother was remembered. Literally :

“Mom, there is a total deficit here, I work like a horse, but I can’t buy anything for the kids, the shelves are empty. is tired. I will send the money later. Please come if you can, grenades.”



Then the father thought and wrote "fruit" in the clusters.



For any case.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №135556
 03.11.2016
I had no electricity at home for two hours.
I thought everything, the end, the Stone Age, goodbye to civilization.
XXX: I had to sit on a tablet on the Internet

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №135555
 03.11.2016
I went out for a walk with a nice guy from the internet. We walked in the park, it was very fun and enjoyable. After all, I liked him. I wanted to eat, but I didn’t want to interrupt the walk, and I didn’t want to get tired in the cafe, so I offered to go to the burger king, because I want to buy myself something to eat. I went in, I approached the terminal, he went to the box office. When I was almost done with the choice, he approached and added a couple of hamburgers to MY order. I was surprised, maybe he would pay with his card, but no, he looked at me.

It seems to be all, right?

Yes, I suppose I agreed.

He waited a few seconds, but seemed to have done nothing. Well, we liked each other, and the amount is not that big. Somewhere I will pay for him, somewhere he will pay for me. They paid and ate.



On the second date, he wanted an ice cream. We approached him, he chose, he gave him ice cream, he left. Do I have to pay the type? Maybe Naomi doesn’t have it. I bought it and paid for both. I decided to talk about it next time. I am embarrassed what to do.



The next date should have had a continuation. We met to sit in a cafe. He invited because the weather was not good for him. I didn’t mind walking in the rain. The place where we came was... Well, not the cheapest, but not like Pushkin. Usually the account for two I got there was about 2, 5-3k. The young man went to the toilet, and I called the waitress and asked to count us apart. I am what I order, he is what he ordered. He came back and we made orders. I ordered a salad, cake and tea, but the young man ordered a steak, seafood salad and some expensive non-alcoholic cocktail. I wasn’t worried about it, because I warned the waiter, so I just the evening and thought that if he would behave well today, I’t mind becoming his girlfriend. The ordered knight was not enough, he asked for some more pasta with seafood, I asked after that to bring the bill, because after an hour the transport stopped. The young man ate, brought the bill, he looked at me. Apparently, he did not plan to pay at all. But he did not notice that the number was two, because they were lying on each other. I called the waitress, paid with a card, thanked and gave the cupcake right into his hands. “What will you pay with a card?” - asked the waitress of my gorge-satellite, whose eyes were five rubles, when I was moving away from the cafe.

After that he wrote to me and asked why I left him alone in the cafe, tried to call, even once waited at home, only at the entrance opposite (the house with the letter P). A week later, he wrote that he didn’t need a girl who thought only about money. I don’t know what’s going on with him now, but I hope he doesn’t do that anymore.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №135554
 03.11.2016
by Habr
We urgently need a regulatory law to regulate regulators, or they are already uncontrollably regulating everything in a row.

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