xxx: A regular family, in the nineties bought a video magnetophone, on the first day the whole family watched cartoons, fighters and horrors, the next day to watch the shopping came grandmother with grandfather, grandson, 6 years old, with a clever smile now I scare you, charged a cassette with the signature of "horror", on the screen the man knocked the assy grandmother in the anal, the grandmother cried, the grandfather stuck, and the grandson did not understand what is happening with a clever smile asked, well, it is scary?



YYY: And then grandfather’s backbone – you see, and you can, and you – I’ll die, I’ll die...)

Years around 94-95, like 5th grade. I lived, gently speaking, not very well, and I also started studying to scroll into troubles. They offered me the option: for 5 - +5 rubles, for 2 - minus 5. And I just wanted normal human roller cooks at that time. Well, the second quarter passes, then the third, I am normally so in the plus, I just think, by the summer of the norm. In the spring, Daddy says, “Let’s go to the store.” I am so full of joy, we come to a sports store, and he sits in a boxing pear and gloves. It was fucking as offensive as they imposed their hoodies on the next generation.

What the pessimist has a ass, the optimist has an elastic ass.

Today in the court he was charged with a physical who proudly unfolded the passport of a citizen of the USSR and stated that he did not refuse citizenship and demands that the judge judge him as a citizen of the USSR, and since there is no obligation in the law to return the credit, he forgives everyone.

The judge announced a technical pause, turned off the recording and said, roughly as follows: "Ivan Ivanovich, according to the submitted documents, you have opened accounts in dollars and euros, in accordance with the article. 88 of the Criminal Code of the RSFSR currency transactions are punishable by imprisonment for a term from five to fifteen years with confiscation of property and with reference to a term from two to five years or without removal or death penalty with confiscation of property, you still judge as a citizen of the USSR? We, together with the secretary, can make the verdict right now, and the officers will immediately execute it in court!"

A citizen of the USSR was accepted into the womb of the Russian Federation directly in the courtroom, by presenting another passport.

I repeat, I’ll go to the veterinarian.
Why only half?
So much faster!