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[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158921
 03.11.2022
With his future husband lived in a dormitory on the outskirts. The area is quiet but good transportation, everything necessary nearby. One day, without rushing to the store, I notice a low hose on the lawn and there is a cute such stone on it. and stopped. I thought of the man who put him there. Probably a child. Or maybe a conditional sign...like the story of Conan Doyle’s dancing humanchildren. Or as in 17 seconds... the appearance failed! I love detective stories – fear! It amused me. Or maybe a dog or cat was playing in the grass and left a toy there. I am hz, but my attention this stone attracted. I looked around, found a similar one, put it next to me.

Several days passed by, watching the stones in the same quantities and "poses". I went out for a walk with my husband and decided to tell him about my observations. We pass by the “experimental” sandwich, I say:

Do you see the grass in the grass?

My husband looked at me with no surprise:

I recently put a stone there! Now there are two! Give up!

I asked cautiously:

Why put it?

Beautiful, let it lie to yourself.

The second I...

Do you joke?

– No...

I just remembered that story today. The solution was unexpected, but logical, as I think. We could not have met.)

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158920
 03.11.2022
The more generals are prepared for war, the more heroes will be needed.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №158919
 03.11.2022
The agency is looking for a 30-year-old girl to film in an advertisement, looking like at 50 years old.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №158918
 03.11.2022
Prepod suggests everyone to put referrals to him on the table with a stack, so that no one will scratch the papers, and quietly sit down on the sides, say, he will call one way. Then, a student is called, sitting in front of the lecturer. The work is placed by the title down and the student is asked the question: "Call the topic of your work"...... the half-group "was gone" immediately.

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