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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №73744
 03.12.2012
* while viewing the next part of the "Resurrected from Hell"*
This is how to collect a Rubik’s Cube and everything.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73743
 03.12.2012
A comment on the topic "The road is sick..." in the group Vkašky:
Goliath has to cure him. She has good health care experience!!♥♥ and♥

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №73742
 03.12.2012
I turned on the TV, and there the spicy calves are washed with "Ferrari’s foam".
Shut off the TV.
I guess what’s there.
The important thing is to work.
I repair the TV.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №73741
 03.12.2012
What was at work today...I play in WoT. The director comes in and burns me. I have already begun to think about the process of hanging pasta on his ears, something like testing a widget, and it is like this: "O! My son is playing too! What kind of tanks do you have? Show achievements" With the words "My cool" unfolds and leaves. What did you do, hz...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №73740
 03.12.2012
Dows #
nostalgia: only now remembered how calms the blinking cursor - straight like a dog whirling with its tail... the present comp are somewhat arrogant - and this is waiting for the command, immediately performs, whirls with the tail in anticipation of the next command... эх, old... :-)

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73739
 03.12.2012
The wife took the child from the birthday of her classmate (2nd grade of high school!!from the McDakota. They were waiting for them somewhere with other mothers. The namewoman, all beautiful in bands, ran out and said to her mother, “Why did you come so early?” I didn’t listen to music, I didn’t listen to music.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №73738
 03.12.2012
I sit at the train station, I wait for relatives... Well, I sat in the waiting room... Relaxed.
Here the grandmother approaches me and says: young check, or remove the device, or move!
I can’t understand anything, and I say to her: Why?? to
She grits, well, you will direct your device to us.
It’s just a phone!!! to
And this ooga pressed out: what kind of phone, the phone is attached to the ear, to ring on it, and it is not.
I didn’t find anything to answer and just moved.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №73737
 03.12.2012
The daughter:
I was caught in my room! I have all my legs in my bags. = = (

Mother :
Walk in the shoes.

The daughter:
Ahh)

Mother :
You thought :D

The daughter:
And I thought, say let's buy a carpet :D or put this... the word forgot

Mother :
The Fuck?:D :D :D

The daughter:
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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №73736
 03.12.2012
Q: Why are some flattering chips accepted and my noble old man is not accepted?
A: Sorry, but the world is ruled by the breasts.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №73735
 03.12.2012
Aforism is a well-prepared thought. c) Sj

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №73734
 03.12.2012
From France to the Emirates. The crowded company of young French Arabs - worshipers, jump on chairs, knock on something, interfere with everyone. No one dares to comment on them. I think a little and I decide that we are in the plane anyway, not really they are crazy here to attack me.
I turn around and ask the whole company to behave decently. Without problems, we remain silent and continue to fly quietly. The young Hindu sitting on my left stopped rubbing and smiled. In an improved atmosphere, he raised his screen from the pen of the chair, and I too. They don’t always work, I wasn’t lucky on the last flight and my screen couldn’t turn on, it remained black. But my was okay, but the poor Hindu was not. I tried to help him by just turning off and turning on his screen, sometimes it helps.
“Madame,” he said timidly and politely, “I just want to watch the news.”
And I have already entered the role of a noble knight in glowing armor, who will now be able to deal with everyone.
But by turning off his screen for the fifteenth time in half an hour, I didn’t anything – it was still black! The Hindu only quietly repeated, “Madame, I just wanted to watch the news.”
Well, what a shame, it finally exploded, “Now I’ll call the stewardess here to do something right away!”
And here, bending to the left in the passage to call the stewardess, I open my mouth in horror and realize that the screen seems black only from my place, and so it works, and I have already twenty times "forbidden" the poor man to watch the news, turning him off everything, and the unfortunate patiently picked up every time.
I could not stop laughing until the end of the flight. The Hindu too.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №73733
 03.12.2012
I would be reluctant to pronounce in the present members of Parliament such phrases as:
No one has abolished the laws of physics yet.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73732
 03.12.2012
We quarreled with her half, killed her argument:
We are both to blame, but not me.! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73731
 03.12.2012
I feel like I’m in Sparta.
under the rock.
Where do weak and sick boys go to me?
Think about how you got there :D

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73730
 03.12.2012
The new Anna Karenina
Robert Pattinson was offered the role of Vronsky". fucking
Fuck what the actors are playing. But the one who plays Vronsky doesn’t roll at all. Well, even if his cheeks were spandored, or it would look like a pedicure.
Pattinson is better, of course.
It would be a spectacle
Karenina jumped under the train because she learned that Vronsky was a vampire

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №73729
 03.12.2012
Chat WOT:
The troll, the liar, the virgin is me!
<play2> Believe only the last
<player1> And I also love fucking!
<play2> Ok, the second also
A troll because he sits in the forest

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73728
 03.12.2012
I talk to a girl I know, something came into conversation about the names of the music groups, well, and little by little came to Pussycat Dolls, I gru - see how to translate puts in Google, I just can't say this on the phone )) She looked, rushed such, then stopped, says: "Happy, it's that when Oleg says "my gun"...", here I grabbed in the voice, in the phone silence, then she in the ear: "he's a bitch!" ))))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №73727
 03.12.2012
Good there is a comment: "As long as you don’t get into the comments, nobody needs you."

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73726
 03.12.2012
KypcaHT: There was an idea for the picture, so far the hands have not reached. as a murderer leaned over the corpse, wrapped in polyethylene with puppies and clicks on them.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №73725
 03.12.2012
At first it was fools and roads, now frosts and frostbite.

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