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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106260
 03.12.2014
xxx: 64,4425
YYY : mm The second coordinates?
YYY: Is it width or length?
XX: This is the Euro exchange rate.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: And I already decided that this was a mystery, a mystery, an adventure...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106259
 03.12.2014
yyy: The car with the advertisement "Building Grid" has just gone by. The end of the eye read as "Building SECTA"
yyy: A guru-probab presented alive, broadcasting maternally about anal punishments that will catch his followers who did not give up the object in time

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №106258
 03.12.2014
Commentary under the porn video with the fisting of the rectum (the hand is stuck literally on the elbow):
"Ahuet the doll theater!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106257
 03.12.2014
I am new in the group, I walk, I am ashamed of everyone. Lunch was about the New Year.
How much vodka do you drink for the New Year?
I don’t drink vodka!
Finder: The wrong answer, Elena.
I : Why?
Finder: How much is it? I asked "how much". and :)
I think I found the perfect team :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106256
 03.12.2014
About the sex marathon:
With a passionate lover you will try everything possible, with an experienced one - only what you will really like.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №106255
 03.12.2014
Mistral is a ship-TP. It is easy to buy, difficult to take away and impossible to forget.

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