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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №121350
 03.12.2015
I am now coming home from work, lazy thinking what to buy for dinner.
Traffic at the light. The bus was stuck in front of an old building with offices. The building is being reconstructed, and forests are installed throughout its façade. There is no light in the windows.
Suddenly I see a window opening on the 3rd floor, from there a man cautiously goes out into the woods and somehow stands on the four. Behind him another and also descends on 4 limbs, and they quickly slide one after the other towards the stairs... Here the bus touched from the spot and went quickly, and what was next, I don’t know.
How boring I live.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №121349
 03.12.2015
Dmitriy: ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
Why are you so kind today?
Dmitriy: It is a mouse.
Mary: I can see it. The Mercy :3
Dmitriy: he just tasted a man, and he is well and he is in a great mood

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121348
 03.12.2015
He does not perceive a point as a sign of intersection, he believes that every message should end with a closing stick (if it is positive) or nothing at all (if it is neutral). I feel like a blonde when I do that, and he’s scattered with points because with them the words look like I’m offended. Directly the alternative system of puncture... This dispute is the third year.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №121347
 03.12.2015
- A small, fucking, cracked sociophobic, in general, flew from the coils. I swear to you, I’ll put him in a psychic. The fool camp.
He hardly gets out of his room. What did he do to you?
It does not work, ah. But periodically noises. For a while, he was sad without a girl. I ordered him a PVC doll in Chinese, thirty centimeters tall, such an animated beauty in a minimum of clothes. As he saw it, he barely turned from enthusiasm. Two weeks ago it was. I will go into his room today.
Is he angry at her?
Fuck it there. I go in and see – there is no beauty anywhere within the limits of visibility. Where is the business, I ask? I cleaned. Is it so? Guess what he answered me?
I give up immediately.
"We spend too much time with her, she tired me of her presence, I want to sit alone."
Listened to in the metro.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №121346
 03.12.2015
Sapphire is like a samurai
The White Kimono
The Eating Borges

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №121345
 03.12.2015
On the exposure of Navalny's crimes of the sons of Gen. Prosecutor of Chaika.

xxx: I haven't watched the news, the arrests there probably in full rise already? Are all channels running?
YYY: Yes, the brother of the principal guilty has already been jailed!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №121344
 03.12.2015
Wut: - When I see a low order or some other car, I want to approach and ask, "Chuk, sell potatoes!"

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