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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12891
 03.12.2008
During the night, a guard dog was stolen from the guards.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12890
 03.12.2008
My cousin, a kindergarten teacher, told me.
Feast "Hello, School" - The preparatory group demonstrates what they learned. Educators conduct various competitions, children read joyfully, believe that parents are pleased, in general, everyone is delighted.
The final contest - from the letters you need to collect the word "school". The children, indeed, were not told what it was for a word, so that everything went naturally. The children gathered the word, built up, read the final poems, teachers translate the spirit. And here in the room, among the parents are laughing, then a squeezed whistle. The teacher looks around the children, the scene and sees: in large, bright letters, the word "OLKAŠ" is displayed for general view.

[ + 125 - ] Comment quote №12889
 03.12.2008
Hi, I read a quote about the method of suicide and decided to count the living readers of Bash. Click the plug, it’s counting.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №12888
 03.12.2008
Weyland> People, how is the song called?
Weyland> There she sings in English, only one line in Russian
weyland> such: "Wodka find!" I honestly googled, not found!
Melvin> What can I do, fool! Smoking is done!
Melvin> In peace do you with your knowledge
melvin> Your bunny wrote, what the people went!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №12887
 03.12.2008
It is bad when fortune turns back, but it is much worse when it turns back.

You turned around.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12886
 03.12.2008
About the psychiatrist.

in the honey. At the school, there was a student who was in the second group.

The course was aimed at psychiatrists and to his goal went decisively. and specifically:

attended various conferences and seminars, as well as SNO at the department, and,

Especially not to blame, he hit on everything that does not relate to psychiatry.

Consequently, and the character of him gradually changed toward the deep

of professional deformity. There was some observation.

Quietness combined with deep knowledge of human essence.

So, we sit in a group, trembling about everything. by Tom

There was a talk about especially bullish drunkenness with the involvement of the police for

of humiliation. The young men, desperate, boasted of their feats,

clearly hinting at how miserable they can make stinking guards

Defend your civil right not to take off your socks in a shake.

The future psychiatrist, laughing softly, looked at us.

semi-professional interest The only one among us is married.

A girl (that fucking - in every sense of the word - a chicken in

broke out, nervously noticed that the police are arranging a mess,

There are plenty of people on the street, and her husband too.

They were arrested and despised, and what a trouble it was! All is easy

The shock looked around, because the husband of this lady most reminded.

Hemp-per-growth and apart from a small intelligence only differed

The fact that from his couch in a hungry year, you can't get rid of the strawberries with the strawberries.

The group, not well revived, began to question what he did.

Was he taken to the department? Red, red, sweaty and

He refused to admit, screaming hysterically.

something unrelated about the wild problems known in the highest levels of power,

Or what horror. Everything was slowly silenced, because

There was a clear feeling that the man was caught with a package of drugs or

I am a minor prostitute, and it’s really serious. Somebody

He began to timidly reassure the nervous spouse of the prisoner in the sense that

sum, and from prison, and like an amnesty promised... The future psychiatrist

Melancholy reassured us from his corner: "Why this fool?

to take? Ssal, podi, in the entrance..." "Well, not in the entrance..." -

The girl was upset and quickly stuck in a common hustle.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12885
 03.12.2008
The most mobile part in the car is a woman. It is the most noisy.

Disruptive and constantly demanding attention.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №12884
 03.12.2008
Under the windows are two Toyota Land Cruiser Prado, Volkswagen Tuareg, Boomer X5, Lincoln Navigator...

[xxx] And the mood is that fig...

[xxx] went wrote on the cardboard "Exhibition "I have a small penis, but a big car" and put in front of them...

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