In the university after a couple of psychology I (age) stand in communication with the teacher on the subject that many students have not yet decided what they want in life (2 course), but at the same time there is a thinking part, in which I actively convince him, meaning under the thinking part of his circle of communication. Drama at the right level. But here comes my friend and our proforge - Leha and asks me: "You will be a spider?" I understand that the drama is breaking down, I try to bring the conversation back to the right course, at the same time I say to Leha: "No, thank you for the spices some wet".
And then this fool achieves all the drama of the situation, because with a dull lick he pronounces with a satisfied voice: "It's because I've licked them!"
There is no scene. I love my group.
by satan

The neighbor took her daughter to the Mac, bought a Happy Mill, and they are happy there with him give heroes of Star Wars, when buying her asked, "Do you have a boy or a girl?" and says, "a girl." Apparently very strict workers in this mac got caught, now a cute girl 5 years old plays with the head of Darth Vader, who is called the "terrible black princess".

Onionist forum topics:
Drink in fresh raw meat (without fat) (But you think what aesthetic - fatty meat on likes)
How to get rid of homosexuality if it already exists? Enjoy it, Pidaras
Masturbation in space? Shock from space?
Help come up with a name for my member... (Dumb, name it "Modest" - small, curved and one-eyed)
Girls, do you like the bleached anus of your partner? (Aunt Asya in general, the fucker, unlimited)
Dendrogey... here I actually fell into a stupor. Annie remembered it.)
My friend does not know how to shake! (This must be based on the song "Bi-2" "My friend".)
How to masturbate a woman? (Just a rush...)
How to teach a cat to shake?
Is it okay to masturbate on Saturday? (On the other hand yes!)
Who likes to shake someone else’s stuff, such as someone else’s hat. This is where you are, shit! It was crazy, fucking!)
Driving a motorcycle. Here in Chelyabinsk drill at least a career excavator)
Advice the vagina (...I beat my head on the floor...)
Do the glasses sweat when masturbating (Do the wires loose when blinking?)
Masturbation for skinheads (Race-Right Theme!)
I am a transformator!
<s> by Death Moroz

Planning "Spring" Everything is provided. And no surprises!

I go to work with a dog. After some time, the controllers went through the wagon and all the rabbits moved into the tambour, preparing to start. The train arrives at the station, the doors open and the whole crowd without tickets rushed on the perron into another wagon! I sit and watch the sprinters in the window, suddenly I see, in the leading group self-forgottenly rushing...NEGR!
I adapted quickly, fucking.

taken from a pornographic forum.
About Intimate Hairstyles:
Sanj81: I do not shave, because I have vegetation on the body (not very thick, but still), but I carefully cut the trimmer!
I never shaved her ass, frankly I’ve never seen her.

From a photographic discussion

Laryx: You have to buy the right cameras. On the right cameras there should be ONE button - "Take the screenshot". Unfortunately, I personally haven’t seen them yet... We’re waiting for the producers to pick up.

Quackfly: I even imagine the implementation... You go to the menu "Remove the masterpiece", choose from the list "Marines", and the camera issues: "The nearest opportunity to take the masterpiece will appear in 4 hours, get to the place you can on the 19th route (it will be in 15 minutes and 32 seconds), exit at the stop 'Southern shore'. Exactly at 20:40, direct the lens towards the sea. With a built-in compass and GPS device, the camera will help you direct the lens more accurately using voice alerts. Focus and shooting mode will be selected automatically using weather surveys from our satellite. And for a separate fee, if you don’t want to go anywhere, we can send 3G photos taken by our professionals working with National Geographic to your camera.

I came to a new job... I sit behind the computer, and the monitor is so dirty... dusty... I didn't want to put my hands - I took a gloves and wiped out the monitor with them... an employee looks at me and says: "There is a Delete button for this!"

The phone rings and I answer:
- Yes
and allo! Is this a planetary union?
What is?
Is this the Planet Alliance?
and no. This is planet earth.
Gothic...

Where are you the person who asked Vladimir Putin, “Which of the Pokémon do you like the most?”
You are really cruel))

to this:

·•••XXX••· (12:06:31 2/12/2009)
It has always been interesting...

·•••XXX••· (12:07:09 2/12/2009)
Do Indian porn dance too?

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Yes you guys, yes you guys ><

They say all the time in the box that Russia is getting rich...Why, shit without me?

Lila
Autumn has arrived
The Gardens
I need no one.
Except for you

Kid
What lovely poems.
Do you want vodka?

A friend smoking, said that now smoking will only when drinking will...

Today on the car station saw 3 highly intelligent blondes, they decided to buy tickets to another city and stood up in 3 different box office to overtake them faster.
In the end, they bought nine tickets.

There are rumors that the place where they find Wi-Fi, over time, becomes a McDonald’s.

Since when has marijuana been doping? She doesn’t give anything in sport.
yyy: just a type of prohibited drug equated to doping. This is not the first time athletes are caught on marijuana.
Zzz: It was forbidden in vain, imho. The popularity of this sport would be higher. There is nothing more exciting than watching the smoked feathers!

(A man writes from the army):
I was shaved by Sergei Zverev. He doesn’t know, but I asked him quickly, because of his name.

In the chat:
I want to sleep with my best friend, what do you think is okay?
YYY to XXX: Well how do you tell... Depending on whether you are a guy or a girl...

From the ASK:
X is
Max is not online.

Three
And the silk?

X is
not see

Three
And Serena?

Three
Is it better seen?

X is
fucking