D: Dear man, let’s get a small creature?
A: The child?? to
D: I’m talking about the dog, at all. But if you insist...
M: to melt...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
XH: enriched with iodine
xxx: bl@ with laminaries*
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

There are seven wonders of the world, and you are the eighth.

XXX is not! I am in the first 7.
YYYY : )
Zzzz: You don’t even enter the door.
Zzzz: what a miracle there is

<nico-izo>
<nico-izo> this conference is about the sex of the great and terrible unicoids who draw pictograms and evoke demons.
<nico-izo> the sect*
<nico-izo> well black

Amelia Vrohman: Yes! Smile, tomorrow will be better.
Lanze: What after tomorrow?

I work in an ambulance. We have strong frosts now. During the night, several calls for freezing. So here we come for the challenge. On the way, the doctor says that the controller did not explain exactly what happened. When they arrived, they were quiet. The situation: a strongly subdued man went to a 24-hour shop at night for a beer. I bought a bottle and went out with it. The freezing 29. He slipped, fell - a bottle in the back, both hands in beer. Standing up, he grabbed his hand for the iron command on the doorstep... then with the other hand, for confidence, probably. In short, this is how we caught him. The ambulance was called by the passers, because he was capitalized... and while we were still driving he fell asleep :D

I lost my socks again.
WOW: It is not even funny anymore...

After half an hour

Ohhh... I found it!
WOW : what?
I have socks! ?
Will you share a secret?
XHH: in the room.
I'm sorry, but I can't help but I can't speak :)
“When the wheelchairman loses his socks, he asks his mother where they are.
WOW: when a linuxide loses his socks, he reassembles the room :)

We have a computer science teacher - a funny guy, a young man, 25 years old to him, the maximum, as his student asked, said, his name, he decided to knit, said - call me "Guardians of Heavenly Justice", everyone appreciated the joke. Here is the delivery of labs, this very girl pulls his cheek, and on the title sheet is beautiful "Checked: Guardian of Heavenly Justice", the lecturer appreciated =)

The news:
Patriarch Kirill wants to go into space.

Looking for something gathered?

Mother (M) c father (O) sitting on the couch, mother cuts the cat, grills:
I need to wash the cat from fleas.
A: The asshole?
M: Yes, I caught a flea on me, fat like that.
Q: What about the cat here?

Startup: British scientists have proven that you can live without sex.
Mbrrr: British scientists have proven that the world can live peacefully without British scientists.

The number of socks in the house can be expressed not only in uneven numbers, but also irrational, and even imaginary.

XXX: No, but it is a bustle. Instead of learning to play soccer, these consumed Russians buy the whole championship to the fools.

xxx: We go, so (I, Leha and Natasha) on the street, then Leha suddenly disappears. Two minutes with Natasha, Lehi is nowhere to be seen. Then he suddenly appears next to us and continues to walk with us. So how to understand it?
YYY: Maybe it just failed under the texts?
xxx: xDDD

For statistics, I asked her if she would have tea with sugar or without. I answered "One spoon". The sample is non-representative. I asked "Shall we eat at home or go somewhere". I got the answer "Let’s get better at home, there’s bad weather". I asked "Let’s sit down and play a TV or watch a movie?". She replied "There is another KD in the Insta, let’s look at something".
Where do you get such fools with uncomplicated answers?! to

How the shrimpers on Twitter scratch saliva. They say that in the intervals between the periods will sell vodka, AK-47 and prostitutes.

A brother rushes through the Three Station Square to change a ticket to St. Petersburg. As always in a hurry, without time, tired and not asleep... On the way he encounters acquaintances:
Where do you go so?
Brother, breathing hard and not thinking much:
Going to beat...

) )

Why the boxing gloves? They are robbers.

In Oklahoma, women stole things from shops and hid them in fat folds:

xxx: Negro kangaroos with natural leather folded bags. Let me present you to the pilots.

YYY: Make me forget it now!

Do you think there will be a delay in taking out the dress from the cleaning room?
Will there be no extra money there?
Do you have my number at the end?
or suddenly will call and threaten: "T.k. You didn’t pick up your clothes on time, we cut off the button. We will cut off the button for every day of delay. And when the buttons end, we cut off the sleeves!"