My father once forgot his phone on the roof of his car and drove about 50 kilometers with him. The roads alone will tell. That’s what others will say. My father said an example.

I went to the store yesterday. There is a man in front of me. A dialogue with the seller:

M: - Please hang me some sausage with garlic.

P begins to look around with doubts.

M ticks in cabbage by type of Krakow:

Give me this.

P takes the sausage: - Only it is not with garlic...

M immediately with a bit of mistrust and no reverence: - With meat what?

The most dangerous place is the bed. More than 90% of people die in bed.

yyy: So that's why I like to roll in bed; I'm not a lazy pig, I'm a risky pot

Danger is your second name.

I do not fully understand why we should try to remain normal people in spite of the efforts of the Ministry of Culture, the Ministry of Education and federal television channels. Not because of them...

From the 1980s, the period of dry law. In the student group (wife, not mine), after Afghanistan came a guy. Rehabilitation was quite emotional, even stormy. One day he is summoned to the Military Command and in solemn military conditions he is awarded the medal "For combat merits". The boy from the overwhelming memories took great on his chest. On the way home, he was stopped and sent to the department. When drawing up the protocol, seeing the award, the mint did not go cattle, immediately released, advising not to get drunk anymore.
It takes about a week (maybe two). He is again summoned to the military command and in even more solemn military command conditions is awarded the Order of the Red Star. The guy from even more overwhelmed feelings takes on his chest. On the way home, he stops and takes (or picks up) a suit. The same officer makes a protocol with the words: "I asked not to get caught. Tell me you got the order.” What was his reaction when the hero, barely waving his tongue, drove into his pocket and got it (order). Here the menta of him on the "moonwalk" with all honors brought home and asked that the next time he did not get drunk.

You can often hear the phrase: if you don’t like to live here, then move somewhere, to another country.
But if there are rats or cockroaches in the house, they are murdered, exterminated, and not left the house.

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YYY is reduced.

It all started well, with a precise hit in the letter "u".

Then went the black strip - the author ticked "c" instead of "m" (located nearby). Then “o” because I didn’t know what was written by “a”. And in the end, again the error, "o" instead of the desired "l".

Then incredible luck, the author gets into a pair of letters, it is "i" and "sh".

The letter "yo" is not respected by the author, so instead of it, it is printed "e".

Then either mistakes or saves (in the court of the crisis) and prints one "n" instead of the necessary two.

In the end, he tries to quickly and effectively complete the word by alternately clicking on the tightly located "o" and "g", but does so in the wrong sequence.

Thus is our Frankenstein born – Usooishengogg

Good morning, 10 in the morning. I am in the distance, a child in the distance.

I go into her room. and sleep. There is a phone and laptop nearby. Next D – I am I.

Q: What lessons do you have today?

D, he lifts his head, opens his eyes: I’m already going to class, physical education. He closes his eyes and lowers his head on the pillow.

Maybe it’s time to get up? Go to wash.

He raises his head: I can’t. Only for change. He lowers his head on the pillow.

Teisha lives in the PGT 50 km away. from my city. The wife and children gathered to visit her, usually arrived on the bus, but now there were a lot of bags, decided to call a taxi. Well called the price to find out in the local taxi driver, and there what the amount is called, in general that is a lot for our muchosransk, to my indignation explained to me, the money is taken for the road in both directions, said back the car is empty, although they pick up companions on the track and cook good.

Well what to do, called the car, I was in front, the wife with the children in the back, came to the carrier, things were unloaded, I paid for everything, I sat behind, and I say, they said they went :), and the driver looked at me so surprised, said where they went, well I explained to him, the money was paid for the road in both directions, I am not going to stay at the carrier, I just came for the company, so tie me home, here he was burning, I blade my face almost not broken from a smile :)

But that's not all, on the road he takes two companions, they go out at the entrance to the city, pull him money to pay, and I take them stupidly, on the claim of the taxi driver I answer that for a taxi I paid, so that while everyone in him is counting with me, I blatantly thought that his heart would refuse, he continued to the very end in silence, the mood for another week was just upset.