In general. I wanted to know how long the screen was. Well, it would seem, there is nothing easier. We know the diagonal, we know the proportion of the sides. We take and count. I went to myself, took a leaflet, I sit. I return satisfied with the result. And local workers already know those lengths. In my "it’s like fucking, right??" showed the roulette...
I feel like a dick.

[15:04:19] xxx: In Tyumen, an unknown man robbed "Zapsibkombank" and escaped

A bank was robbed today. In the morning in the office of Zapsibkombank, located on Permiakov Street, 69 broke into a man in a mask and threatening with an object similar to a gun, stole bank property and fled.

He stole items similar to money.
A man who looks like a man.
[15:05:11] WOW: a building similar to a bank
[15:05:21] in a city that looks like Tyumen
[15:05:25] zzz: a human-like organism
[15:05:25] yyy: yes
[15:05:38] yyy: a piece of matter similar to an organism
[15:06:08] zzz: the atoms in this point of space were formed so that it all looked like a bank robbery.

The swimmer

by Machinery

American colleagues explained to me that the low level of general culture and schooling in their country is a conscious achievement for economic purposes. The fact is that, after reading books, an educated person becomes a worst buyer: he buys less washing machines and cars, begins to prefer Mozart or Van Gogh, Shakespeare or theorems. This affects the economy of the consumer society and, above all, the income of the owners of life – they are trying to prevent culture and education (which, in addition, prevent them from manipulating the population as an intellectual herd).

© V.I. Arnold, academic of the RAN. One of the greatest mathematicians of the 20th century. (From the article "New Obscurantism and Russian Enlightenment")

“The bearer of sovereignty and the only source of power in the Russian Federation is its multinational people.” It is definitely not possible to refer to it.

I read it as “many suffering.”

When a man has sex, he is tired and resting at the same time.

Here are the participants of car racing, mostly mistaken by this gentlemen car enthusiasts. All the pedestrians have ‘neds’, and they do not have ‘neds’. And it is not given to their miserable intentions to understand that a persuaded pedestrian can have two apartments, a share in the business and money on the map for current expenses more than the average iron column. (By the way, I personally saw the owner of a small company with a good income, hating cars).
On the contrary, the most frequently "guard on the steep car" is the "manager of the middle line" with a salary from 40 to 70 thousand, who bought the car in credit, while paying the mortgage.
Who is this poor man, gentlemen?? to

It often happens that the ambulances in time to come to the call are hindered by car hams. This will quickly stop if the Omon and Special Forces groups will ride exactly the same cars on their calls.

- Close the door behind me, I'm a mushroom, - I say to Egor, going to the balcony to smoke.
Do you want me to tell you an anecdote? He thinks for a moment, son. - So, so: meeted somehow the Mushroom and the Ripper of the Lion...
) ) )

In a business correspondence. from English.
Sorry for not responding to your letters for three days. Our dogs rushed into the house of Swansa, and under the stairs his nerves couldn’t stand.

I had a case. He once drank from a Chinese acquaintance in a bar, and there he talked to one of his friends. Well, he says, you - here I will learn Russian and go to Russia. There are more women than men, not vice versa. Army without competition. For children, there are no fines, but payments. Quarter wages are cheap even in cities. Clean everywhere. Schools and institutions are free. Luckily, he says, people - take a job, or create a family, what you want to do.

xxx: What do you think: can a good designer re-qualify into a good programmer?
yyy: no, it will stick to the font settings in the IDE )))

Vita pair is just a pose of Kamassutra.)