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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14199
 03.02.2009
From an interview with Timothy:
"You write words for songs. What were your first texts about?

It was something incredible, a full mess, a total lack of one’s own style. I tried to find myself. I wrote like a Chukotsky young man, about what I see, I sing. It was some sort of set of phrases that I was trying to rhyme."

You may think that the Pushkin lines are now issuing...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14198
 03.02.2009
MaXiK:Please let me sit here I hand over the papers, and I hear a young aunt pressing her grandmother from behind, saying you have a discette shit.
The hour will be checked. An eagle is sitting on her. The poor grandmother who doesn't know which side to approach the computer, slowly repels.
MaxiK: the eyes run and the fox presses and presses,
I can no longer stand, I say.
Fuck the disk with a volume of 1.44 MB fucking like it can be checked for an hour
Then I look over my shoulder.
This chicken disc c checks

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14197
 03.02.2009
by harakiri (22:45) :
And Karina has something.

by harakiri (22:48) :
This is Karina.

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14196
 03.02.2009
Is it true that several monkeys escaped from D. Donzova and are now writing quotes for Bash?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14195
 03.02.2009
I go with my friends to the village. He is talking alone on the phone. Three hoops are broken. "Give me a call!" My friend answers "I can’t, I have roaming". They replied, and said: "But suddenly it is contagious".

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14194
 03.02.2009
K to:
“Well, there is Georgia to popping up, the whole Inet to burn up qwertyqwerty, a guard with dollars to send to Pindosia....What next?It becomes interesting.

Still break the walls and find the balls that ride there.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14193
 03.02.2009
I am completely disappointed with people today.
I approach the pedestrian lighthouse, I look at a lot of people, a man slipped alone fell his face on the asphalt, cries, screams, rolls on the road, little that nobody even approached did not help, so everything in the side began to go away... helped him to get up, I see a normal man not drunk, the mouth blood went... horror, the teeth washed lost...

This is not self-promotion, because the quote is anonymous, but a call, people be more attentive to others!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14192
 03.02.2009
of Medvedev:
2008 is the year of the family.
2009 is declared the year of the Centaurus. Population of centaurs +5.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14191
 03.02.2009
Do you think it’s hard to find a girl?
He said: ha! It is elementary.
She: And how then?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14190
 03.02.2009
I’m not a blonde, I just have a mindset like that :))))

Your warehouse was robbed.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14189
 03.02.2009
"We are often deceiving the public. Well, not us, but the state."
and Vladimir Putin.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14188
 03.02.2009

Shurry
The righteous go to heaven and the sinners to hell.
But there must be a special place for the ducks.

Sleeping Fox
An infinite field filled with robbery?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14187
 03.02.2009
Transmission of the company Reebok, how shoes are made.
Over the course of 2 years of testing, we have come to the conclusion that the feet of everyone are of different sizes.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №14186
 03.02.2009
X: I touched the topic I stitched the girl in the asky divorced that I was gay, that she would be behind me :-)
What is Divorce?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14185
 03.02.2009
da2k: I am increasingly interested in the question - will I go through this life at the level of complexity "dollboop"?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №14184
 03.02.2009
K is

45925 (saved 2009-01-31 at 23:30)
I'm proud that I didn't go and I won't go to the best movie 2.Support me in this!Let's at least once let's not watch all the shit.We just don't watch it and all. Weakly? Who is with me?

Gentleman, I totally agree with you!! Only fools go on that hat.
Damn, but they are already writing the third part of the script (((

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №14183
 03.02.2009
In the geography textbook for 9th grade:
"The most central district in Central Russia is the Central District"
Captain Evidence is struggling with attacks of jealousy.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14182
 03.02.2009
I used to be an optimist, and I was wearing a pack of condoms.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №14181
 03.02.2009
Greed is not treated.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14180
 03.02.2009
I once got a companion, an enormous man with an unreasonable size.

hands and a strange rather wild appearance. He had long

Hair and beard hanging far down. As it turned out later, he was

Circus artist, assistant trainer of bears. It became clear why

He has such legs.



He told this story: Once upon a time, when he was still very young.

The artist and the circus orders did not know exactly, he had to get in with

Circus tour in Sochi. In the composition of the corps was a show of lilips, a man

and twenty. One day, the lilips gathered on the beach. The trainer too.

Suddenly someone from the headquarters came to him:



Are you going to the beach?

and yes.

- There is a responsible assignment: the trail there behind the liliums. People are

Little, everyone can hurt, and you are a man, you will not be touched.

The trainer did not feel:

Okay, I agree, I will follow.

- Just give without fools - you give back on account and let no one anywhere.

I have not lost! They are very valuable!

Okay well...



Arrived at the beach. Liliputs, not thinking, got vodka and steel

To be honest. In the heat they were all drunk quickly.

Surprisingly with this combination. It was discovered that the lilies

They hurt whom they want, they hurt whom they want. Drunken by Karla

They drove to the nearby girls and barely scratched.

the stars from their boys, specifically two of the lilips, but they subverted

The rest of the carls and the boys and the girls preferred to wash in another place.

Liliputs stalled a healthy piece of the beach, dispersed the people to their own

behavior and did not intend to allow new visitors, the trainer

We even had to meet three times. Someone brought beer.

The lilies worn even more. They started singing songs. The Trainer

I wondered where they had so many traps from. But here the main part begins.

Show: Someone from the dwarfs spoke: "And now all swim!"and all of their

The drunk brotherhood suddenly jumped up, like a bite, and abruptly broke to the sea.

Suddenly, the beach was covered by a large wave, some of the carls did not hold up.

the shores and began to take them to the sea. Those who rise up

and screaming. The trainer instantly realised and used to catch the floaters.

The lily lilies. Blessed with its enormous growth where the carls

He was already drowning, he had his belt. He began to catch liliums, and

For the speed of the hunt, it is simply to pull the caught to the shore. Some of

The liliputs also rushed to rescue comrades, but began to drown themselves.

The trainer had to catch them too. It was no longer clear who

drown, whoever did not, the man began to squeeze out a bunch of them all in a row. on the way

He grabbed and struck a left-handed boy. People in the show

"Flying lilyputs" roasted at all times. Finally pulled them all back.

The Coast. And then the trainer got tired of all this bullshit finally and he

He declared that if any of the Liliput tries to approach the sea, he will receive

Personally from him in the dungeon and showed his pudding fist. After that order.

He recovered immediately. The trainer commanded the carls to dress.

He built them and led them back to the circus, going at the end of the show.

In the circus, they were already waiting for what new crust would be soaked.

The lilies. I was very surprised that the Carls returned in full composition. Usually

As it turned out, they had to be freed from wherever possible.

The bed of a grandmother. Colleagues have proposed

Dressing of liliums. Communication with the Liliput coach

I swear forever.

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