Zenit-3SL missile crashed into the Pacific Ocean
They would only hide fish, they would learn to fish with a whirlwind!
The soul needed a pair, wheels and quas.
The body requires sleep, the stomach requires food, but the head of the shop requires a plan.
Legislative initiative on the recruitment of girls in the army
Frosya: In the army should be called retirees, especially grandmothers. They have so much energy and enthusiasm!! to
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mmorpg EVE on line on third party resource
After retributed instead of dual mid neutre, fitim one mid + 1 smal.
YYYY: You said to shake?
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There are epic prints:
"...As Interfax with reference to a source in the missile comedy industry..."
When after the toast: "For the defeat of Paulus at Stalingrad - URAAAA!!!And my friend, who was recently “dembellunated,” asked, “What are you doing?” What do you mean at all?" I understand, I can already cry.
XX: So what do you know about breaking the pattern?! to
In front of me are a Chinese and a Korean woman.
XXX: and run out in Hebrew.
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And he is like this to me:
You have such beautiful noses! Get married to me!
I looked in the mirror and thought, what really beautiful...
111: I brought the cat in the entrance.
222: So why don’t you take her home?
111: It is a great responsibility.
222: Is it not the girl?? to
111: not so big
The girl can feed herself if you are not at home.
111: That is it.
333: and the pot can clean itself.
HAM
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xxx: How would you dress up tomorrow in the style of a clown with a slight mixture of aristocracy?
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Where is the aristocracy?
Yyy: When you are going to drink, dissolve the little one.
Veres: I work in a techcom, I close customer problems. Early in the morning, the brain was not yet swollen. And here I get a trap, with comments from the call center, that worked everything for the client, close, say, irrelevant. Signature of Tripolk Svyatoslav. Here is my brain and gave me a crack! What are the Three Polls of Holiness? After a minute comes that just with the name of the lady was lucky.
I want to sleep and I don’t have my dishes washed.
Go to bed, sleep is the best remedy.
The Best Stimulator
D is sleep? I was thinking about sex...
Q: I also thought so until the venereologist told me about the dream.
U: Listen, forgive me I am a fool
D: In the sense?
U: I always say something wrong.
D for example?
U: I love you and you are the most important to me
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I recently caught myself on the fact that I started cooking well when I realized that in my creations do not need to add ketchup that they were edible.
30 Nights of paranormal phenomenon with an obsessive girl with a dragon tattoo:
The film is over and the brain is no longer available.
from my life)
What do you think?
Yes so...
Well tell me...
Damn you run.
Okay okay to you.
-Yes, I think it would be cool if the tiny pieces in the keyboard, while I sleep, were gathered in a small cake...
XXX: How many compasses did you have?
God, what an intimate question! Almost as many men *ROFL*
zzz: this second
zzz: unlike men, comps can be constantly updated)
Do you find it hard to find?
search -> "I find it hard to find" -> walla!
I wore roses. Rose in the winter. In winter there is no sun, so this flower grows wisely in the direction of the monitor...
Grandma, why do you have such a big manual?
This is better to advise you, baby.