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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №76894
 03.02.2013
Zenit-3SL missile crashed into the Pacific Ocean

They would only hide fish, they would learn to fish with a whirlwind!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76893
 03.02.2013
The soul needed a pair, wheels and quas.
The body requires sleep, the stomach requires food, but the head of the shop requires a plan.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №76892
 03.02.2013
Legislative initiative on the recruitment of girls in the army
Frosya: In the army should be called retirees, especially grandmothers. They have so much energy and enthusiasm!! to

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76891
 03.02.2013
mmorpg EVE on line on third party resource
After retributed instead of dual mid neutre, fitim one mid + 1 smal.
YYYY: You said to shake?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76890
 03.02.2013
There are epic prints:
"...As Interfax with reference to a source in the missile comedy industry..."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76889
 03.02.2013
When after the toast: "For the defeat of Paulus at Stalingrad - URAAAA!!!And my friend, who was recently “dembellunated,” asked, “What are you doing?” What do you mean at all?" I understand, I can already cry.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №76888
 03.02.2013
XX: So what do you know about breaking the pattern?! to
In front of me are a Chinese and a Korean woman.
XXX: and run out in Hebrew.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76887
 03.02.2013
And he is like this to me:
You have such beautiful noses! Get married to me!
I looked in the mirror and thought, what really beautiful...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №76886
 03.02.2013
111: I brought the cat in the entrance.
222: So why don’t you take her home?
111: It is a great responsibility.
222: Is it not the girl?? to
111: not so big
The girl can feed herself if you are not at home.
111: That is it.
333: and the pot can clean itself.

HAM

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76885
 03.02.2013
xxx: How would you dress up tomorrow in the style of a clown with a slight mixture of aristocracy?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Where is the aristocracy?
Yyy: When you are going to drink, dissolve the little one.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №76884
 03.02.2013
Veres: I work in a techcom, I close customer problems. Early in the morning, the brain was not yet swollen. And here I get a trap, with comments from the call center, that worked everything for the client, close, say, irrelevant. Signature of Tripolk Svyatoslav. Here is my brain and gave me a crack! What are the Three Polls of Holiness? After a minute comes that just with the name of the lady was lucky.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76883
 03.02.2013
I want to sleep and I don’t have my dishes washed.
Go to bed, sleep is the best remedy.
The Best Stimulator
D is sleep? I was thinking about sex...
Q: I also thought so until the venereologist told me about the dream.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №76882
 03.02.2013
U: Listen, forgive me I am a fool
D: In the sense?
U: I always say something wrong.
D for example?
U: I love you and you are the most important to me

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76881
 03.02.2013
I recently caught myself on the fact that I started cooking well when I realized that in my creations do not need to add ketchup that they were edible.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76880
 03.02.2013
30 Nights of paranormal phenomenon with an obsessive girl with a dragon tattoo:
The film is over and the brain is no longer available.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №76879
 03.02.2013
from my life)
What do you think?
Yes so...
Well tell me...
Damn you run.
Okay okay to you.
-Yes, I think it would be cool if the tiny pieces in the keyboard, while I sleep, were gathered in a small cake...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76878
 03.02.2013
XXX: How many compasses did you have?
God, what an intimate question! Almost as many men *ROFL*
zzz: this second
zzz: unlike men, comps can be constantly updated)

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №76877
 03.02.2013
Do you find it hard to find?
search -> "I find it hard to find" -> walla!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №76876
 03.02.2013
I wore roses. Rose in the winter. In winter there is no sun, so this flower grows wisely in the direction of the monitor...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №76875
 03.02.2013
Grandma, why do you have such a big manual?
This is better to advise you, baby.

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