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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №157576
 03.02.2022
I’ve been tightly on drugs a long time ago (salt fucking). There were no plans for the future of life, even the door of the entrance was not closed, so that they would not break if I died. I saw a cat beaten on the street. The back legs did not work, the teeth were broken out, the mouth was burned. I don’t know why, but I took her home. He had nothing to eat, but the cat was housed. I started caring for her. And if I could eat with my friends, I couldn’t feed my cat with them. And I frightened for her. I took care of her treatment. I even went to work because of the cat.

In all this spray, I did not notice that I have not used it for many days. He began to live as a man. Over time I met a wonderful girl who became my wife and 3 years later gave me a son. Now your favorite job, family, friends... There are problems, but they can be solved.

The cat died two years ago. I was like a wolf from this loss. She saved my life.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №157575
 03.02.2022
Peskov called the statements of the UK Foreign Ministry on sanctions against Russian oligarchs alarming.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №157574
 03.02.2022
Do you drink beer at the bar?
He is: Yes.
How many glasses a day?
He is: 3
What is the glass?
It is: 5 backs (including the teas)
How long have you started drinking?
He: 20 years ago
She: three beers a day is $450 a month, $4,400 a year. In 20 years, you have wasted $108,000
He: It looks like
She: If you kept that money in the bank, then, with interest for all these years, you could now buy a plane.
He: Do you drink beer?
She: No
He: Well, where is your bl...docked plane?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №157573
 03.02.2022
Anekdot.ru is the most reliable news source in Russia

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №157572
 03.02.2022
In the 2000s there was an event:

Grandma went on mushrooms in the forest and got a good harvest of all mushrooms.

Arriving home, she prepared everything and finished preserving, moved to the basement, but after using the finished products, she stinked and died of a covid poisoning.

The relatives and friends with neighbors who came to the dining, took out of the cellar mushrooms for snacks.

4 buried, 10 in resuscitation!

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