I can’t share it!!! to
I have a friend, he’s a heavyweight boxer. Strength is enough. Here we went in the summer company at sea to rest, Lehi had a gel deodorant, well such with holes at the top, at the bottom the dispenser twists and the gel goes out. So we wandered when we saw that Leha, not getting rid of the doser, the gel was just dumb!! to
Sorry, I can’t stand up :)

Every movie goes somewhere...I don’t watch it, but I hear it all. There is dialogue:
You cut off your hands...
I can’t forget her...
Shit, it was so interesting =)

49777 (saved 2009-02-28 at 23:50)
There is a suspicion that the juice "Good" smiles at night in the refrigerator.
YYY: What is the juice "Favourite" that does? and :P
Xxx: Fucking neighboring products
YYY: The option...
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Then it’s no surprise that "Good" smiles! =) is

I’m gone...eat or sleep.
xxx = = =
A good appetite! and ;)

50057 (saved 2009-03-02 at 18:40)
A year ago I bought plasma, now my friend and I are watching all the new movies and football I have, half a year ago a washing machine, so on Saturdays he brings his things to me to wash...I am afraid to tell him that I bought a dishwasher.
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Do not think about getting married!

Do you remember the stone stick and the stone tail? Occupy...

Why is? Why every holiday day, when the holiday mood, there will be at least one neighbor's bastard that will start drilling?? to

xxx: And I think why no one of the musicians will compose a song that lasts 6 minutes and 66 seconds. and :)
60 seconds in a minute, fool!! to

I look here everyone remembers something from childhood, maybe someone will remember how gathered in a group in a person 5-6, with the help of a dumbel (such as they are called) made a hole in the asphalt, filled there the sulfur from the light bulbs, put the dumbel back, and on it top of the brick thrown, and watched a fairy spectacle in the form of pieces of asphalt spreading in all directions?

From the announcement on the sale of the bulterier puppy: "Hund fighters do not gamble - our dogs will lose you all the battles and money, kiss the enemy to death and embarrass you in front of the boys."

W: Have you really got married? I didn’t pay attention to your right hand.
M: The absence of a mushroom on my right hand doesn’t mean anything! and :)
D is stupid.

*betty deliberately strikes someone's wifi point

50050 (saved 2009-03-02 at 16:25)
Dear bastards, pissing phones from gyms, swimming pools, car stalls and other institutions!!!! A persuasive request to you: leave, sorry, the SIMK in the place where you put on the phone!!! You do not need it anyway, but for people, the numbers that are written on this SIM card are more valuable than the phone!!! Thanks in advance!! to

P.s Will come to the best
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I read how "the late on the telephone" thought about the rest, re-read and here it is true +1

And yet, rollers - people (elves, orcs, hobbies and others) are unusual.
Today, after a terribly boring first couple, we leave the audience, sleepy and angry. And one of our rollers is pleased. We ask:
Have you slept at the lecture?
Silmarillion began to re-read.
When we looked at him from his feet to his head (and he came with a messy notebook in his back pocket), we asked:
Where is the book?
He points his finger on his head:
and here.
Having endured the theatrical pause, he slowly moves his finger to the heart.
and here.
Another pause, a mysterious look, confusedly points his finger to the width.
And here too.
Waiting for a proper reaction, the CPC calmly gets out of the front pocket.
More precisely here.

(Vožyk-Patryjot)

Q: Who can help with good advice?? to
Remove the cock caps!

Don’t compact you guys about the underwear)) we’ve barely managed to cope with them once!

Here’s how the girls wear their first sweaters:
1. put the blade backwards, the blades not to touch
2. to clogged
Turn to 180 degrees
4) Stretch the lashes
Filming in reverse.

And removing the underwear from other people most of us also do not know.)

Long wire - excessive erection.
by Glebov.ru

History from Vizbor: Yuri Yosifovich was one of the founding fathers
Krugozor magazine, a magazine with an attached flexible recording
Which songs were recorded.
His working name was Impulse.
But the founding fathers did not like it.
And here passed Leo Cassil.
In order to define the role of this child writer in
In our literature, we must remember that the image of Ostap Bender Ilfu and
Peter gave him.
In the first editions of the "12 chairs" the authors even made it almost
He was co-author, but later, at the request of Cassil, his name was removed from the titles.
Other than creativity. So Leo proposed to name the magazine "Krogosor".
have done.
The first number came out in Moscow in 30 minutes, but the capital is not the whole.
of Russia.
The following day the editorial received a telegram from Vladivostok:
The robbery of the Kiosk "Soyuzпечати", the thieves took only 200 rooms
“The Circle.”
This was a popular recognition.
http://antyaskin.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=1

Customer to the waitress:
Is it true that you are eating us?
No, it’s you who’s eating after us.

Fuck, what are you like? I now, when I sit behind the compost, I fear that the balloon of air in my chair will explode and the metal rod will pierce me through, and when I sit on the toilet, I fear that my neighbors at the top will now tighten their toilet with a film and knock on it with a pillow.