I haven't been in the bathroom for a long time, I don't like to go there.
Well, I always thought it wasn’t great for men to have fun in the bathroom...and I it. I have bucks.

It is cold at home. We sleep warmly dressed. I get up before everyone, so I don’t turn on the light in the room.

I slowly sit down... I feel that in the process of sleep some socks are lost... A-a-a, he’s here... I bow down, I grab the socks – and suddenly he suddenly rises over the couch and opens up the huge green eyes... I sharply shake away, I fall my head on the elbow... Maybe it’s still a dream?

It turned out that the cat from the cold stuck under the blanket so that only a part of his head was left in sight, which in the dark seemed to be a socket.

The beast was offended and went under the bookcase without breakfast.
I would be in his place too...

I am a brightly expressed girl. One deep night, a taxi driver (knowing we’re going to the airport):
What a small suitcase! Oh God, he’s also easy!! to

The mistress of Meiko. Where can I read the entire collection of stories "the origins of Warlock"?

Answer by email:
Question: if the yeast paste did not rise, can I baked out of it what I thought or nothing will work out?
Answer: If the man did not get up, can I do with him what I thought or nothing will work out?! to

I work as a massager. Come to me once 2 girls on the lpg (appliance for walking), I generally do a massage, they talked, they complain that they do not lose weight at all, I explain how to lose weight faster, what they say you need to observe the diet, the systemic physical load is needed, the massage is done systematically. They agree with me, they say I do that. After the massage they put on jackets and on the exit suddenly each other and says, "Well what, in the rostix?"

Master of Books:

Playing in L4D. Everything seems quiet and calm.

Suddenly in the chat a loud and hysterical scream of some of the players: "Boys, sheaank! A healthy tank. And then it" And it takes a few minutes.

And only after the tank broke the entire team, this voice calmly and as if satisfiedly concludes: “Here is he, the tank of my dreams!”

The carousel took me :)
YYY: You said there was a competition of 1000 people for 5 places D: Did you sell your soul?
XXX is no. We once came to an interview there, all of them at the parade - in jackets, cravings, slipped - and I was, in a sweater, jeans and a beard.
xxx: Someone approached me in the same sweater and said that I absolutely fit them :D

The case was in the shelter and was in the far 2010 year, and at the end of the session my parents gave me... a tortoise! Give the student a turtle! A small turtle! The collective in the community is rugged and quite sociable and ONCE everyone saw this miracle!the decision to go where this creature and the decision came by itself... we smoked almost everything and... this turtle was attached to the Cinderella! Yes, the ash and immediately everyone liked it, Murka (well, our turtle) responded to the fact that we were talking to her on the occasion of the final session and immediately approached if someone called her, this is the time. 2, she never turned around, and all it took was a couple of times a day to remove the ash from her back, the father learned about the tortoise's fate the next day and wildly roasted, and the mother still thinks that she sat in her own aquarium and lowered the stress level in a purely male team during her student years.

From the hubra, the topic about the follower of Grandma:
xxx: Are there really so many idiotic shows in these satanic boxes on television? Apparently, it will be a little longer, and a potato radio receiver will be considered a miracle.
yyy: I understand, after reading the "radio receiver from potatoes" several groups of journalists have already gone to you in an urgent order :) You will take them under the LEP and luem. Put the lamp in the ground (say that it is magic)... and what they are all about Aichi, and physics broadcast...

Vladimir: killed in the search on the website model laptop. And at the bottom is written "The purposes for which the laptop is ideal: For a cat, For presentations, For a programmer, For connecting an external display"
DREY : WOW! My cat will be able to search for wet chicks on Google!

Conversation with a girl.
- I really beat you, you don't even always turn your brain on?
and when?
Mmm...and that’s the right answer!

Cat Barsik returned home to Rostov-on-Don from the city of Krasnodon in the Luhansk region. The cat was exhausted and exhausted, he found a stretch of the leg, but the cat's health was not threatened by anything. He passed about 220 kilometers and crossed the Ukrainian-Russian border.

I learned that condoms have a shelf life. I checked out... I dropped it. and :(

This morning I went to the gas station, in front of the line a woman, you won't believe, but here the blonde is like in the movies.
She says:
What column?
I do not know
How is it?
I am not a puppy. I did not look. Should I have watched?
Tell me the name of the car, I’ll look at the camera where it is.
A minute pause
The audio car

XXX: What is the Governor’s breast coefficient?
yyy: The coefficient of the governor's breastfeeding depends on the absence of the Countess in the estate ^_^

YYY: I wonder why you, men, are standing in the morning? A strange male body.

I don’t even know if it might be lifting or charging!

I want a beautiful one. Smart, good and gentle. Have fun with striptease on Skype.
and danced.

How many hostages do you have?

Judging by the fact that in the list of candidates for the Pope of Rome the youngest and most active of them is a Negro - he is most likely to win this year. You can already joke :)

x: when in the interface 1C you will be able to vote for the document that you like and put likes to the user that created it?! to
The most important thing is not to forget the "share" button.
Well, what could one button send a "interesting" document to the tax... or competitors...