I was almost struck by one idiot on a pedestrian crossing today. And he not only did not slow down the speed, seeing me on the road, but also pushed out the window and covered it with a three-storey mat, saying how I dared to appear in his way. I was so upset that I forgot to keep track of the road. As a result, the car crashed one wheel into dirt on the side and crashed into a tree. I don’t even know how to comment on this: instant karma or a lesson in the style of “don’t get distracted by driving.”

At the meeting with the Deputy, a question from the hall:
"Tell me, the state, collecting my taxes, has pledged to provide a decent pension, free education and medicine. In fact, I have to pay for education and medicine, and I have to pay for retirement! And the taxes continue to collect me properly! So why such a state?
The Deputy, not for a second, did not hesitate: - You yourself answered your question - to collect taxes.

A young man came to work as a light programmer at our office. I put it on one Bitrix project. He did not like this occupation. He worked for a couple of months and then his dad helped him buy an ascensor car, drowned into some selfie. Our former colleague started riding on it, serving the village pool. I came to the department today to get a paper. There was a dialogue:

How do you feel about the new life? Better than us?

Nothing has changed. As I worked with shit, so I work.

The logical paradox is that the patriarch declared a “heresy” of human rights, and most of all our laws protect the rights of the so-called “human rights”. " the believers"
WOW: There can be several conclusions from this silogism. The first is believers are not people, the second is...
Yes, the first is enough! :D

In the 21st century courtyard. It came to mind to replace the expression "Woman of easy behavior" with "Woman of high resolution".

xxx: We even had an elite school, but we behaved with teachers just like assholes. Like any other school. How they endured it, I just can’t imagine. still ashamed. But our Obzhist, a retired colonel, made us like no one else. He found a way not to write to the controls. We wrote all the tests in anti-gases. Filming was allowed only by handing over a sheet. It was removed earlier for removal. And that, fucking, is funny - when the whole class is sitting in the anti-gases. And if you start to laugh - the glasses will sweat, not that the stove, your leaf of shit you will see. You start to mess with the wrong thing, it is very burning because with this breathing box you knock on the table or on the neighbor. In general, a great uncle, left very bright memories.

For those who are not familiar with the game:

Five, seven, and again five.
My favorite size.
Master of hockey.

It is 3 April.
It has been four months since itheppenze hanged like a mouse.
Remember to grieve.

When I had my first professional examination, on the question of a dermatologist "The stomach is clean?" I gladly answered "And how about, morning soap".

I work as a sysadmin at the ski resort, our general meal for the end of the season was heavily delayed, and so - that the whole general meal announced a strike, girls gathered at the entrance of the cafe, are sitting on strike... the bartender came, listened to everything, cuddled in the phone and with the words - "cuddle right!!!", included in the columns "Stand up the country of the people"!!! to

Wife: And the weather. Cacao is hot!
Cacao Co Co Co Co Co Co Co Co Co Co!
Don’t sing this shit, then you won’t get rid of it for a week!
daughter, with a ringing voice, to the whole hall of the Palace of Culture:
Do not drink, please.

“I haven’t bought anything from my clothes so long ago that I don’t even know what size I have,” my wife said sadly.

xxx: From the fact that, under the condition of the experiment, we have retrospectively reconstructed the simplest protogue that can only be in principle. If it has any predecessors, then they are NOT functional, do not bring any benefit to its carriers.
yyy: Many owners of simpler photoreceptive systems than your eyes look at you with confusion.