In short, at the age of 14, he went to Japan for cultural exchange and lived there for a week with a Japanese family. Dad-san, mom-san and three children-san. So they showed me the products and asked how we called them in Russian. And I called everything motherly words, and they also repeated and remembered. Shame, they probably still use my epithetics.

He got under the distribution - hold on to the end.
Always with you Torrent.

The Companion. The toilet finished paper. Instead of it, there were prank prints on the barrel. The neighbor returns from sorting and rows - "Duffing's task, let it go to the ass!"

Prepothia cried today when the student cried without covering her mouth. Don’t open your mouth, guys.

Sometimes boots are more useful than boots.

Walk to Dad.
A knife to my mom.
and herself in G.

Chelyabinsky light swords are so harsh that they are produced without a handle.

The child calls his mother:
XXX: Is this my mom?? to
YYY:...
XXX: Why not Mom?? to
YYY:...
XXX: How did you go?? to

Does the washing machine eat socks? I washed my jacket and cloth today. I get a jacket, no jacket. I said, I have eaten. This car did not eat at all. She stuck him in her pocket. In the inside, fuck it! It’s strange that she hasn’t wrapped up in the shirt yet!

Why do you want to start every phrase with the word shit?? to

by C HABRA:
Faintly,
and ah. Use only fixed phones. They also do not break from the usual fall. and :)
Scaytrase
Is the stationary a taxi?
Fainty
I meant the household. The taxi is crazy! and :)
static
Of course better, try to drop it down.

Horsefucker: And I was made an admin on the forum)) also joked!

XXX: [looking at the nick, making guesses about the topic of the forum]

KEF: Are you talking English sparring here?? to
Dimarikk: >>Kef: I
KEF: The password should contain at least 1 uppercase character.
KEF is translated.
Dimarikk: >>Kef: password shuld contain 1 uperrase character
KEF : O_O
Marmalade: O_O
Neymar has translated!! to

I sit with a thoughtful look at the wall. Question from the girl: What are you thinking about now, sweetheart? - Of course she is waiting for the answer, that "I imagine you and I will be looking at the sunset in a warm summer wind..."
But the reality is much worse: I try to find on the wallpaper how to look through the labyrinth and not hit obstacles. >__<

Oops is the worst word in nuclear physics.
yyy: Russian nuclear operators in such cases speak Latin - "foolish, fucking!"

He is:
What is this story?
She is:
This is the ministry!!! to

Add the button "Return buttons"

Sori, I could not answer.
Brain Prevention Session with Parents
The future never seems so realistic and real as after these sessions.

Please add the button "Orthography Check"

Only in Russia in the spring the snow turns into snow.