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[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62299
 03.04.2012
The 8-year-old daughter of a friend is disturbed by politeness and good manners, so sometimes burns:
1st Look at my mom’s friend’s ring.
- No ring, but the brilliants could be bigger.

2nd He eats from behind the table:
Thank you, the soup was delicious, but I’m sick now.

All this is said in a very polite and serious tone.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №62298
 03.04.2012
I come to work. And not to answer stupid questions – why am I sleeping here drunk.

[ + 35 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62297
 03.04.2012
Those 12 of the 43 go out, we pray for you.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №62296
 03.04.2012
Demon: Blind came to the military and it is closed
In the military, I would be surprised that I came so early.
MrG: Did you go there? Woke up early in the morning?
The tests must be passed.
MrG: nasri on the doorstep - here are all the tests)))
It was like that, but it was cold.
MrG: fire the commando - warm up)))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №62295
 03.04.2012
Wraithalex: Looking at our roads, I want to say in the words of the daughter: "Uncles made the road and broke it")

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №62294
 03.04.2012
I recently thought about it and understood it. You cannot fall in love with Sasha. They need to be squeezed immediately. It does not end with anything good.
You may be right.
BOPSY: Yes, given that your mom and dad Sasha got you, you’re probably right.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62293
 03.04.2012
Nostromo Heerepley > Schizophrenia in you...
skippy the-coin > Schizophrenia is convenient. Each task is individual.
skippy the-coin > A procedural-oriented method combined with an object-oriented approach.

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62292
 03.04.2012
Everyone cries "where is the spring?" and only snowboarders quietly write out of joy

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №62291
 03.04.2012
In Spain, during the traditional bull race, a case occurred - three Russians with cries "For the Air" turned the flock back.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №62290
 03.04.2012
In the trip, the number of boys and girls was unequal, so Svetta and Vitey had to live in the same room.
I feel sympathy...
Q: What is sympathy for them?
Do they meet?? to
HH: Well... already yes!

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62289
 03.04.2012
Do you like a hero like a hero?
YYY: very blatant
Yyy: sent the naked of the gods, fucking the whole of Valimar, broke the half of the Teleri, put the half of the army under Angbad, cursed the sons and subjects.
YYY: The Hateful Hero
YYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I almost killed my brother.
YYY: Didn’t you forget anything?

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62288
 03.04.2012
We prepare for the passion. I am lying down, ready. She comes out of the bathroom in one lift. At my surprised question, why the elevator is still on it, he says, “Well, there must be at least some mystery.”
I love her.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62287
 03.04.2012
The times have passed when I was quietly from my father watching porn on the spotlight! and then when he was quietly from me watching her on my compass!

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62286
 03.04.2012
My most terrible ability is to answer phone calls in the morning. Respond with a calm voice and go to sleep. Looking at the list of incoming calls during the day.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №62285
 03.04.2012
Wife: Can you help me make the cakes?
Husband (m): - Noah... I don't like to fight with flour, the hands are then sticky from the test, I still get bored all...
I would learn to cook. If I die, who will cook the cake for you?
M (romantically): – You’ll die – and I’ll die... So don’t worry.
I will die of old age, and then you will die of hunger in a week.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62284
 03.04.2012
I want to get angry. :D
Tag: be affected
Tag: falling in love
Tagged: blatant
I want to fuck.
Theme: OOO
Thats the norm.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №62283
 03.04.2012
XXX: I start to fear my own authority
YYY: Don’t blow them in front of the mirror in an erected state and everything will be fine.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62282
 03.04.2012
I ran for 3 hours until I found a branch of Sberbank, which is not on repair and accepts payments. I came up with a new slogan - you'll lose weight with us.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62281
 03.04.2012
In the first couple, two people came...
You are beautiful ?
XXX: That is fine. Prepod went in, asked how things are, said that we two are psychic and went to make tea for us :D

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62280
 03.04.2012
AAA> Engaging employees from a competing company I find unacceptable
BBB> Why
CCC> Because Yuri’s Day is there.

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