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The 8-year-old daughter of a friend is disturbed by politeness and good manners, so sometimes burns:
1st Look at my mom’s friend’s ring.
- No ring, but the brilliants could be bigger.
2nd He eats from behind the table:
Thank you, the soup was delicious, but I’m sick now.
All this is said in a very polite and serious tone.
I come to work. And not to answer stupid questions – why am I sleeping here drunk.
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03.04.2012
Those 12 of the 43 go out, we pray for you.
Demon: Blind came to the military and it is closed
In the military, I would be surprised that I came so early.
MrG: Did you go there? Woke up early in the morning?
The tests must be passed.
MrG: nasri on the doorstep - here are all the tests)))
It was like that, but it was cold.
MrG: fire the commando - warm up)))
Wraithalex: Looking at our roads, I want to say in the words of the daughter: "Uncles made the road and broke it")
I recently thought about it and understood it. You cannot fall in love with Sasha. They need to be squeezed immediately. It does not end with anything good.
You may be right.
BOPSY: Yes, given that your mom and dad Sasha got you, you’re probably right.
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03.04.2012
Nostromo Heerepley > Schizophrenia in you...
skippy the-coin > Schizophrenia is convenient. Each task is individual.
skippy the-coin > A procedural-oriented method combined with an object-oriented approach.
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03.04.2012
Everyone cries "where is the spring?" and only snowboarders quietly write out of joy
In Spain, during the traditional bull race, a case occurred - three Russians with cries "For the Air" turned the flock back.
In the trip, the number of boys and girls was unequal, so Svetta and Vitey had to live in the same room.
I feel sympathy...
Q: What is sympathy for them?
Do they meet?? to
HH: Well... already yes!
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03.04.2012
Do you like a hero like a hero?
YYY: very blatant
Yyy: sent the naked of the gods, fucking the whole of Valimar, broke the half of the Teleri, put the half of the army under Angbad, cursed the sons and subjects.
YYY: The Hateful Hero
YYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I almost killed my brother.
YYY: Didn’t you forget anything?
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03.04.2012
We prepare for the passion. I am lying down, ready. She comes out of the bathroom in one lift. At my surprised question, why the elevator is still on it, he says, “Well, there must be at least some mystery.”
I love her.
The times have passed when I was quietly from my father watching porn on the spotlight! and then when he was quietly from me watching her on my compass!
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03.04.2012
My most terrible ability is to answer phone calls in the morning. Respond with a calm voice and go to sleep. Looking at the list of incoming calls during the day.
Wife: Can you help me make the cakes?
Husband (m): - Noah... I don't like to fight with flour, the hands are then sticky from the test, I still get bored all...
I would learn to cook. If I die, who will cook the cake for you?
M (romantically): – You’ll die – and I’ll die... So don’t worry.
I will die of old age, and then you will die of hunger in a week.
I want to get angry. :D
Tag: be affected
Tag: falling in love
Tagged: blatant
I want to fuck.
Theme: OOO
Thats the norm.
XXX: I start to fear my own authority
YYY: Don’t blow them in front of the mirror in an erected state and everything will be fine.
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03.04.2012
I ran for 3 hours until I found a branch of Sberbank, which is not on repair and accepts payments. I came up with a new slogan - you'll lose weight with us.
In the first couple, two people came...
You are beautiful ?
XXX: That is fine. Prepod went in, asked how things are, said that we two are psychic and went to make tea for us :D
AAA> Engaging employees from a competing company I find unacceptable
BBB> Why
CCC> Because Yuri’s Day is there.