The xxx:
By the way, really thank you to our English woman, she has spent a full time with us on shortcuts, various smiles and other things. Focus on foreign naturally. Individual loops are the dictatorship of these reductions. You are dictated "I roll out of laughter" and you need to write in English LOL and decryption
YYYY :
It is rofl.
The xxx:
I had a 3.
It’s embarrassing to tears to be not a ‘girl’ at thirty, but a ‘tete’ at fourteen!
I was quite tall, and I was fat as a child. I was constantly considered older than I am :( Even for my "mama" brother (we have only eight years difference!) tried to accept. Around sixteen, apparently, due to hormonal restructuring, lost weight. Since I do not use cosmetics and do not show up in terms of bust, now, on the contrary, became considered a "girl". And it is cruel!
Until the third class, you can ride on a school ride. Then the conductors and controllers were running, not helicopters at the entrance.
I would like to understand this: why do some people need less food, while others do the same, and eat three times more?
The exchange of substances is different.
The speed of production of enzymes.
This is natural, but sometimes changes after birth in both sides. One of my acquaintances after the second birth turned into Buchenwald, which saddened her husband. He confessed that he married her, looking at her dull mother - dreamed that his wife would be the same dull.
And I was after the fourth birth gained 15 kilos - and all...
This was explained to me by our lawyer, a former pediatrician, who still remembers all the biochemistry from the university. Explained, s...ka, heating up a kilo of cooked pasta with meat for lunch! :crazy: And I sat, yogurt sucked... without sugar.... :cry:
Messiah, here is a religionist. Go to the neighboring cabin.
For the suicides.
Oh you, suddenly what... Recently it was proved that gay marriage is not needed because it gives nothing. And as we talked about how the property is pressed away from someone - so 100 reasons for marriage, because he turns out to give so much profit in the case of inheritance, and with some other legal things... In general, what I want to say: heterosexuals, well you and pido-races.
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"Dear pregnant women, disabled people, elderly people and passengers with children, do not hesitate to ask for a seat!"
My classmate a week before the birth went to the universe for an exam. From the distant suburb (one and a half hours by electricity). She woke up in the subway from a massive blow with a stick on her head - in this way a nearby old lady told her that it was not possible to pretend and give up the place.
Yes, people are careless. The most important thing, let’s be careful.
2 IT engineers:
We need a slave.
Why Why?
Rings to wash. Oh! Do you remember the brunette-TP that called us all to drop the file on the flash?
Well?
We have to take it into circulation.
and yes! We will call her with the words "we have an insoluble problem, only you can help. For this we will give you a subscription to the priority ones. of service.
And we give the "certificate" a printer test page.
And on both sides we write "Check".
It will go into the cycle.
So we will take her out by phone call.
The system function is "washthecup".
Here is the remote challenge!
After the collapse of a great country, each of the former fraternal republics went its own way, but in the ass.
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to this:
Evgeny, I am always tormented by the question of how to determine - fish or not, in the winter? You have to put it on the standard...
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Fuck, I’m not going to sleep at night now, tell me what is "Pispet fish"?? to
Advertising in the subway should be replaced.
Instead of
“Dear passengers, give seats to pregnant women, the elderly, the disabled and the passengers with children.”
by
"Dear pregnant women, disabled people, elderly people and passengers with children, don't hesitate to ask for a seat!"The people around you are not bad, just careless, everyone sits in their gadget, in their headphones and nothing sees or hears around.
I go to the subway to work.The boss writes a text message -"I work today from home if you call."I write immediately to a colleague"the boss will not let us calm in the morning we will smoke at the entrance". I send the boss. He says, “When do you start?” Do not be angry then that I blame you for inattention;)" Blind :(
I was 23 when a mini-zoo came to our town. Monkeys, crocodiles, spiders and snakes. They were placed in one of the museums. To go to the announced feeding of the python I did not find strength in myself. I chose another day. There were no visitors, the young observer sincerely missed, and so I was delighted.
Can a monkey be bitten?
It doesn’t matter, they bite. Crocodile is possible. Do you want?
O_O
Remember we had candy at home? No one has eaten for six months.
I pulled them to work and put them in the kitchen.
XXX: Starting to eat
Yesterday I was hungry :D
Working like a forest - here everything is delicious.
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A twenty-three year old girl.
So it turned out that I looked much younger than my age: strangers barely give eighteen when I was almost twenty-four. What can I pay for?<>
"What is the name of the girl?" - again about me, but in the doctor's office: I needed to apply seams, called the surgeon. For a moment, the medical card lies with the doctor on the table, and in it in addition to the name indicated the year of birth.
The doctor could also pay for the change, and first ask and then read the card.
And the rest, just smile, youth will fly away and you will not notice it.
A colleague told me.
He worked in the previous place, they had a woman combat director there. In the first month of his work, he spoke to her three times in total. So, once again, I called him to talk to me, com. He issued:
I have been talking to you for a month, right?
Yes about that.
So, let’s go to the mat!
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Why is "Dama" Madonna, be kind to you.
To one familiar grandmother (young enough she looked, yes) tried to address "Girl, and could not..." and got in response "So no one has insulted me yet. Do you think I didn’t need anyone in my life?"
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Hamlo she, if she responds so and does not see the difference between the words girl and virgin.
“Jehovah’s Witnesses, who called into the apartment of a drunk professor of philosophy, after half an hour converted to Islam right next to the housephone.”
- You will laugh, but from acquaintances, journalists and philologists, the Witnesses fled. This couple just before that wrote referrals on the Bible.The acquaintance then saw them on the street and wanted to talk, but they fled from him. and diversified.
- and had these acquaintances consultants Amway or Oriflame - witnesses would simply not have left
- My acquaintance told me how such spiritualized creatures approached them with their son on the street :--), we witness, the one to which he replied, and we witness Muslims, do you want to go through the ritual of circumcision :P Witnesses evaporated with distorted faces))) uncle to say psychiatrist
- I have a good acquaintance, in the FSB headed the department on public organizations. When such people knocked on him, his wife took her head... She was listening to another lecture, and he was a Paradise Taste!
We’ve gotten a cheek, how much we can.
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There was only one pregnant girl in history: the Mother of God.
All pregnant women are women.
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The Virgin Mary was a virgin. She was a virgin. This is the key word.
In ancient times, the girl, after getting married, changed hairstyle and / or style of clothing. So it was immediately clear who before you - married al is not. It made sense to verbally share at least some, and they aged faster. But the walking girl is still a girl, even though she is clearly not a virgin. In modern life, a girl is nothing more than an appeal to a more or less young-looking female, no matter how many husbands and children she had. Words change meaning over time, following the realities of life, well, what’s not understandable? Officially, the married do not all wear rings, and all the virgins from the virgins you on the street how to distinguish suggest? Or are you to any older than 14-15 years, so as not to be mistaken, contact "dama, transfer for the trip"?
You’ve really swallowed! Why does Santa Claus not exist? Get away from Santa!
The day has gone wrong.
SIMPLEFOTO posted Apr 01 2015, 08:11
The daughter in the garden needs to cook eggs, two pieces, will be painted. Well, I am a scientist, a fly in the ear, I know that one must crack, counted the probability, put three. He threw the heat-intensive conductivity, decided that the water needed more, let it boil longer, but it won't break out, although the time is over, the cooking of eggs is not included in the morning schedule. He cooked, cooled and cleaned. Damn, where was I when the brains were distributed???? to