I heard from a reliable source, like an old general.
They "settled" in the headquarters, using its property to sign the submitted documents, without entering. Loving subordinates gave him a statement to sign on his own behalf with a request to resign, "because I, the old... quite... and all the papers already, not reading, I sign, and this too shake up, not looking." and signed. The request was satisfied by the chief.

A man is driving on the MQAD at UAZIK. He stops the haishnik and says:
You were driving at a speed of 140 km/h.
The man comes out of the car, stretches the keys to the haishnik and says:
If you do, I will pay a triple penalty.

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Not so long ago, namely in February of this year, came out (although not yet completely refined) the DPRK's Linux OS "Pulgan pell" (p. The Red Star. Discuss the functionality is not worth it, but share the filling - with pleasure:
1) keyboard input system "Hana"
2) there are built-in games: saper, shark, lines and... logic game (!) Preparation of chemical formulas
3) The Postal Client "Piggy"
Review of the book "My Comrade"
5) Firewall "Phenyan Fortress"
And of course antivirus:
6) Antivirus "Dietel"

A friend’s story:
I was told that I would be able to normally draw the schedule only when the snow falls in April. Weather for me!! to

xxx: This tweet was made on November 13.
Mmm... a scorpion.

LEO: Opening of the swimming season
I fell under the ice, fucking.

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Reset: Theorama
Will you be free tonight?
Reset: Probably...