Museum of Military Technology of the Great Patriotic Period in Moscow. Next to the T-34, self-driving cars and "catchers", a masking grid is stretched across the square, because of which food smells delicious. On the entrance is the inscription: "Cool kitchen. Shashilik, plow, lily kebab and other things. P.S With a more detailed acquaintance with the array of soldiers' cuisines, it turned out that on the battlefield they still drank beer, soda from pots and ate chips.

The most powerful motivators: hunger, cold, fear and fucking.

My girlfriend has a three-year-old son who matures so that the ears of adults are worn.
One day the parents decided to give the heir to the kindergarten.
Well, and the first day, of course, there was a problem - who of the parents will go to take the child home. My mother went with tears in her eyes.
Gathering the baby, she was very surprised that the educator does not burn with the desire to discuss with her the issues of philological education of her son.
When they left the kindergarten, the mother asked the son the only question:
– Sunny, you didn’t have a whole day?
What the child said to her:
What are you, Mom? There are children!

One day, the donkey of a peasant fell into a deep well.
While the owner was thinking about what to do, the unhappy animal began to make complaining sounds. Finally, the peasant decided that the donkey was already old, and the well had to be buried anyway. And it seemed to him that it was not worth wasting that effort in order to pull the old donkey out of there.
He invited his fellow villagers to help him bury the well. Everyone friendly took the blades and began to vigorously throw the ground into the well.
Osel immediately understood what was going on, and began to issue a terrible whisper.
Then, to the general surprise, the whistle stopped.
After several consecutive portions of land, thrown into the well, the peasant decided to check and see how it was down there. He was very surprised at what he saw there. With every new speck of earth falling on his back, the donkey did something absolutely unbelievable - he shrugged and stood on top of the land.
While the neighbors continued to throw the ground into the well, the animal each time shrugged and stood above the ground that fell from above.
Very soon everyone was surprised, because they saw the donkey climbing up, jumping over the edge of the well, and sinking away, like a wheat!
In life you will encounter a lot of all kinds of dirt, and life will send you a whole new and new portion. But whenever a new piece of earth falls on you, shake and rise up, and only in this way will you be able to get out of the well of life.
If you don’t stop and don’t give up, you can get out of the deepest well.
Cut off and go up!

By the way. I love Japan very much, I live here for 6 months a year, I don’t understand one – WHY? How did they break their brains? America dropped two atomic bombs on them – and they kiss America in the ass? It is above me.

With the debt:
"and the humiliated suicide has already taken a warm bath and wiped the shave blade with alcohol."
God, don’t let the infection get in the wound. You can die...

ForNeVeR: Do you measure the length of the ban by me?

Lorana: Listen, are you not a Jew?
Alex: Why are you asking?
Lorraine: It is clear.
No, but there are relatives.
Lorraine: Who doesn’t have them?
Alex: Dad and Mom.
I mean 😉 😉 😉 😉

Today, someone will have sex, someone will play striptease on the table, someone will drink Coca-Cola whiskey, and only you, as always, online.

Temple of the Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary. 50 Years of WLKSM
Chelyabinsk is a city of contrasts :)

The new virus "Bomble"
He does not remove anything, but just rolls in the basket.

XXX and UUI install the old program
He has such an old installer. So many memories
WOW: Yes, straight feels like the smell of Windows 98, modem and patience
Oh yeah, nothing of that now...especially the last one.

Pulherya: He asked, what is my weight? I answered, 100 He went away, not knowing that he was sitting there.