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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №29526
 03.05.2010
From the forum:
Message from Dergino
The past why?
Message from Rudy
Fuck, that’s the most difficult question I’ve ever been asked. I will not hide him. We need someone at the level of Confucius.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №29525
 03.05.2010
From a school course in biology, you probably know that the brain is hidden in the human skull. From whom they are hidden, it is not specified.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №29524
 03.05.2010
xxx, 22:16:13
Do you have any rare dwarfs?

yyy, 22:16:46
I have money in principle :(

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №29523
 03.05.2010
What I asked thought when I connected the internet from a provider called "NetNetwork" (NetCity)
Krasnoyarsk, Krasnoyarsk region

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №29522
 03.05.2010
Your kitty would buy whiskey, but she’s not 21.

[ + 120 - ] Comment quote №29521
 03.05.2010
<Agent_S> from the columns is exhausted by some singer 24 hours a day
<Agent_S> on the ceiling drawn a cock, detailed
<Agent_S> on the wall map of Europe, transformed with the help of flommasters in the portrait of the dean
<Agent_S> Muddy guys climb the window, say hello and run into the corridor
<Agent_S> floor occupied grisha, grisha fucking on the guitar, the refrigerator vibrates in tact
<Agent_S> the bed was occupied by a monster, whistling into me with a burning spark and rushing like a whistle.
<Agent_S> if you left the coffee on the table, you can then drink it with ash, gasoline or pencil shells
<Agent_S> coming in, I put my coat on the chair and immediately lost
<Agent_S> someone’s bottle of sangria on the table, and everyone is sure that my
<Agent_S> and you want me to do my diploma :-/

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №29520
 03.05.2010
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYYY: I will see you, O who asks)
xxx: the verb, what schedule
yyy: science of counting - the queen of arithmetic
knowledge and experience of ancestors - a chronicle of Russian life
And the shrimp is incomprehensible - overseas smelling language!)
XXX: HDD

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №29519
 03.05.2010
1: We split up
2: Have you broken up?? to
1: He has left me!
2: You have been hurt!! to
First of all, it’s my fault, right? 😉

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №29518
 03.05.2010
armagedddon: I am sitting on the glass, I hear someone flying with their teeth, stretching the width, and a button hits me in the cabin

Well, I’m sitting still, here someone spit and a hand like that came out of the wall, a hook-hook there, a button and fuck...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №29517
 03.05.2010
We go home late in the evening. Two cars start racing from the light and pass by.
Q: Who of them will win?
Yyy: The nearest pillar.
zzz (after a minute of reflection): Genome Fund.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №29516
 03.05.2010
XXX is Peace! The work! May is!
Yyy: Steal and kill.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №29515
 03.05.2010
What should I wear?!!!! to
I don’t know, you’re always the most beautiful for me.
She is shit! What to wear!!! to
He: Well, put on some shirt and shirt.
She: Your favorite game is Secretary?! to
He: No, my favorite game is follet, but I’m afraid you don’t have a brotherhood of steel.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №29514
 03.05.2010
YYY: What are you doing?
Better not to know.
Give me a nice phrase.
How beautiful April air with bald nose...

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №29513
 03.05.2010
> took the girl - it turned out to be a prostitute.
> says, until you calculate - I will live with you.
> to get married to her?

[ + 63 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29512
 03.05.2010
You get a tail and a map with a precise description of the farm pasture, a coal store, and a forest area where the mangal was lost last year.

[ + 71 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29511
 03.05.2010
The real story:
I sit, so I don’t touch anyone, I eat peelings. Suddenly I felt something touched the back pocket of my pants. I thought it seemed. Suddenly a child’s voice is heard: Stepa! and my promise. I turn – my niece (2 years old) stands behind my back with hundreds of papers (evidently from my pocket). He says: What? earned money? Go to the store and spend! = = )

I wonder who taught her that? Or is it on a genetic level?


[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29510
 03.05.2010
Superheroes are harmful to young people. At school he went to the younger wing in the medpunk. I climb to the second floor, and there is a guy shouting 'I'm a spiderman' bending over the fence and flying down. The web appears to have ended - his leg broken.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №29509
 03.05.2010
working in Sapport I learned to know the exact date of birth of the subscriber by the password

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №29508
 03.05.2010
Playing a children’s educational game, four-year-old German boy Til Schwagen could not understand why, when he presses on the number "9", the word "no" ("nein") comes from the columns. It was only when parents caught their child trying to crack the computer, they noticed that the game for English-speaking children...

[ + 3 - ] Comment quote №29507
 03.05.2010
Moral satisfaction is not to be demanded, but to be received, even in the most immoral way.

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