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[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63768
 03.05.2012
Announcement
“For violation of sanitary norms expelled from the hostel Všivý Y.A. “The Dirty W.”

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63767
 03.05.2012
XXX: Searched at the Battery House, found
xxx: with a proud inscription, the USSR, Kirovsky cotton factory, 1972
XXX: standing, dumb, sorry to open

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №63766
 03.05.2012
from conversation with subordinates, after the announcement of the transfer of wages
Judging by your sharp faces, you are a little surprised.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №63765
 03.05.2012
Rekken: News of the 5th channel - 130 thousand people gathered for the demonstration in Moscow. Their tranquility was guarded by about 250 thousand. Officers, officers and officers"
And in severity, the Russian first-May surpassed the Soviet.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63764
 03.05.2012
The topic of the Georgian stripes at the forum of the auto club.
XXX: No need to miss out. And memory is not a carnival or a circus.
How do you celebrate the anniversary of the 1812 war?
Yyy: I’m going to sitroene)))

[ + 38 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63763
 03.05.2012
My wife's wife at 9 months pregnant realized that the extra-sense.From the morning, the bus went and immediately, who sat all fell asleep.

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63762
 03.05.2012
On the New Year’s Eve, the son of the electrician closed the chord. :D

[ + 29 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63761
 03.05.2012
to obtain the position of a courier in the company Kamov (helicopters) - 25000 rubles
to obtain the position of engineer-constructor (with 3 years of work experience) in the company Kamov - 18000 rubles
to obtain the position of a young teacher in the Russian university - 8000 rubles
Leaving this country is invaluable.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63760
 03.05.2012
Read the news: "The right hand of the leader more often become women"
Only in my sick head did this phrase become ambiguous?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №63759
 03.05.2012
Correspondence on the forum. Amanda puts her photo in her shirt:
XXX: The Push-Up Theme Revealed
WOW: The theme of my breasts will never touch you. For you, it will forever remain under the shadow of doubt..."What is there?";
HH: There is nothing there can be any doubts about it?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №63758
 03.05.2012
I was promised to beat my ex-husband... and then the promises ended.
I was hit by my boyfriend when I was young, so we didn’t even argue, I wore his oranges while he was lying in the plaster...))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №63757
 03.05.2012
xxx> and how old are they?
yyy> guess
xxx> 19? more! to
yyy> 22
xxx> clear
XXX> and will you give me a jump?
yyy> once, maybe more...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63756
 03.05.2012
xxx: read the newspaper tokashta somehow, there was a banner advertisement, rubbed
xxx: ObjeBank - mortgage from 6.5%*

* - the interest rate is valid with simultaneous observance of the following conditions:
The initial 50-70%
Loans up to 3 million
Life insurance of borrowers
Insurance of housing
The cost of m. No more regulations.
House not older than 5 years
Seller and buyer - legal persons
The apartment is purchased by a family in which there are three or more minors
None of the spouses has the right to receive maternity capital.
Borrower – participant in state social programs
Credit period up to 5 years

xxx: especially pleased with the simultaneous approximation of the 7th and 8th points
yyy : ) )
How can a large family be a legal person?
yyy: LLC "Smirnovy" - 5 years in the market of cacao

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63755
 03.05.2012
I found it on a dead forum.
FOX: And I am a broken necroposter! I am a necroposter. People are not here! I am not them!
FOX: Happened

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №63754
 03.05.2012
Lvivich: now I sit, I draw a scheme of subordination in the enterprise
Lvivich: one square from the top and structure, type tree
Lvivich: a square, and in it the succession and surname
Lvivich: I caught myself on the thought that I really like to circumvent some names with squares

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63753
 03.05.2012
I watched half of the movie "Sea Battle". And, in general, imagine you (foreigners) sitting in a chat with corporate partners, talking about business... and here! Suddenly, in the middle of the conversation, a little girl (earthlings) breaks in and begins to flute some kind of labyrinth of the type of "Translation!" Q" and also in the wrong coding. At the requests of the admin to peacefully exit the chat - does not respond. So, what can I do to avoid losing my face? It is natural to make fun of the culprit. What was done.

Long live the Galactic Internet, where fluid and spam are physically punished! ^ ^ ^

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63752
 03.05.2012
The damned girl’s memory... She suffered for two days, she couldn’t remember the name of the neighbor with whom she was friends when she was a little girl. As I fell asleep, I suddenly remembered my head. And the figure now proves the guy who hugs the girl, and in response hears:"O-o-o-o! Sasha Hainasarov!" that this same Sasha I saw the last time I was 8 years old.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №63751
 03.05.2012
I burned my cake:
I bought a gamepad yesterday. So I had to go to my parents. When I see a gamepad with my mother, there is a conversation:
M: What is it?
I: the external controller of additional control. such as a key, mouse.
M: You are lying? As if I hadn’t seen a cake with a croup playing with this fig. You are 24 years old and you buy toys for yourself!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №63750
 03.05.2012
X: I am an Arian in soul, a European in body, and a God in mind.! to
Y: And fuck me who you are. You are a pixel sitting on the internet.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №63749
 03.05.2012
Lsoul: And how porn sites make money, tell me then. In the advertisement?
cursed: They don’t make money! Their noble purpose is to bring light and joy to people.
Sterhel: UGU, connecting people by any.

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