xxx: Spaniards understand stuff at work because they’re trabahar)
YYY: Americans too, because job
Zzzz: Yes, we also have work outbuilt

XX: How much time do I have?
The Hour.
Ho by Earth.
Hu: Without taking into account the arrival of the superheavy object, which slowed time. Ordinary Earth Hour.

I was in the temple today, there are flowers in heavy crystal vases on such high thin pillars. And someone brought a boy of two years. Such a seafarer, walking overflowing from side to side. The aunts were so confused, his grandmother was so pleased... And this sailor got to those basements. My aunts are delighted. The boy over his head has a healthy piece of crystal, the difference in height is 60-70 cm. My aunts are delighted. I didn’t wait, I approached him, took him to the side.

Women are very caring, sensitive and generally spiritualized to the ass. We are stupid, we are stupid, we are stupid.

Per aspera cadastra.
This is all you need to know about working in the cadastre.

He went out to the street and went to the barber. and empty. Five chairs, all empty, no one. The girls sit and talk and drink tea. I ask why I cut my hair? 450₽ is it not? Given that I’m usually at 175₽ I’m cutting and that I have work there for 2 strokes by machine). I ask, is it cheaper? No, not at all. And again silence and sitting and drinking tea...Crisis, ch.

The moral foundations are the most unstable foundations in the world.
Yyy: the main thing is that the moral foundations do not turn into moral stagnation and retardation.

Rhetorical questions are asked.
Rhetorical answers are given by Captain Evidence.

The Dragon Polymorph:

The cat broke. I’m going to dissolve "holes", the most nuclear, so that the throat doesn’t hurt. The candy alone fell on the floor without a wrap, well, the cat on the second spacecraft flew and from the move into the fist, and let’s bite, bite and chew. It smells delicious, but the hell of chemistry did its job: the cat's eyes popped out, the debris of the unfortunate puddle fell out, and with wild cat matts began to wear around the room, futile splashing and sneezing. The Poor.

Why can you be spotted, but not spotted?
You can only shoot in one direction because you can’t go back.

You have a good luck with your aunt.
I would have eaten all my brains with a teaspoon.
Oh shit, good luck. You just don’t know the whole beautiful story of family friendship.
WOW: They and my mother hoped that Anka and I would get married from kindergarten, and when we began to meet, they believed in this holiday.
We have a mutual Stockholm syndrome.
I am 15 years old, shit!! XH
Fuck the sky O_O
It’s time to get used to XH.
WOW is meaningful?

During the student years, I rented an apartment - I (a girl), a fellow student and a fellow student. Everyone in the room. And here the fellow student found an unpleasant habit of walking around public places naked. Not that we didn’t know anything about the male anatomy, but when you eat breakfast in the kitchen, and next door, bending with the letter zhu, the naked neighbor checks if what he put in the oven did not work out – this does not contribute to appetite (not to mention that I just didn’t know that an adult person can have so much acne). The conversations did not lead to anything - we are just hanji and don't like naturality, and the body must breathe!

One day, once again seeing the perspective, which is not in every porn you will meet, the neighbor did not stand and handed the lover of naturality bubble drops from the cold with the words: "Breathe your nose, Cole!".

to this:
DISTURBED vocalist David Draiman during a performance on March 23 in Dallas addressed one of the spectators in the hall during a break between the songs.
It turned out that she was corresponding with her daughter, who was in hysteria because of the storm. Eventually he apologized to her.

A relative who sells wallpapers, told this story: a buyer calls her and says, I bought wallpapers from you, and one roll is broken, with rotten flowers. with rotten as it turned out to mean that the flowers look down, on the offer to turn the roll up the legs long rusted and apologized :)

When a child grows up, he has a privilege – he can, if he does not want, not eat manna flour. But for this freedom he is forced to work almost every day until 60 years old.

We won’t live in this country.
YYY: Would you die?

Talk of sister and girlfriend:
Q: I don’t use flash on my phone. It makes the image flat.
C : Oh! Take a picture of her stomach.

I go home from my parents, in my pocket I burn the alarm from the car, I approach the entrance, I get the keys from the car, I press on the control to open, I pull the door - I wonder why the entrance did not open, because there was a burning burn somewhere nearby...

I click in the search engine now "who...", and the first outgoing hint surprisingly surprises - "who am I?". and unexpectedly. I see, spiritually and with an unprecedented scale in the people celebrate holidays.

I recently listened to a dialogue between two girls aged 13-14 on the street. The girls looked at the inscriptions that someone had made on the wall.
First Virgin: Some anal inscriptions.
2nd Virgin: 8 [ ]
1st: Anal inscriptions, I say...
2: In what sense?
1: Well, when the author has not signed.
2 is anonymous.
1: What did I say?

I read a joke about the blonde.
My new boyfriend is a veterinarian.
Chapter 2: Have you fought?
No, this is the one who doesn’t eat meat.

Tell me what kind of music you use when cleaning the house and I'll tell you which generation you are from :)