XXX: That’s shit even with such a dumb girl...I’m doing something wrong?



Yyy: He’s just beautiful, and you’re not.



XXX: I am beautiful, it is not a hero, it is not a panacea.



Yyy: I speak like the same beautiful – compliments from mom encourage, but in fact do not do more beautiful.

In relationships with power, the main thing is not to have any relationship with it.

At 10 o’clock, the youngest daughter (9 years old) calls: “Dad, I fell from the hole, I hit, my arm hurts very much.” He went, took it out of the house, took it to the clinic to the traumatologist, found a fracture, put on a plaster.
At lunch, the eldest daughter (12 years old) calls: "Dad, I went to the store for a ice cream for Larke, I fell, my leg was shaken." I took it, I went to the traumatologist, he examined it, sent it to the bandage, began to fill out the map, then looked at me and said, "I think I already had Ivanova today?", I confirm to him, I said, only the younger Lera, and this is the older Masha. In general, he took Maska home, did not have time to come to work, his wife calls: "I pressed my hand through the door, my finger was swollen!" With my wife, the doctor took me without unnecessary questions, found a fracture and sent me to apply a plaster.
He looked at me through his glasses and asked me:
Is Ivanov finished today?

When there are no new ideas in the Ministry of Economic Development, they conduct a survey among taxi drivers.

My husband and I once bought in a Dutch sex shop a large box of beautiful chocolate hearts made of untempered chocolate that melts from the temperature of the human body. It was supposed that they had to smash on each other and sliced. Chocolate was very delicious and with different additives, each heart was different from the other. Moreover, they were not signed, and if any strawberry or banana taste was recognized immediately, then about the more exotic we did not always agree on what taste it was. In general, they had a very fun and satisfying evening, ate the whole box of these hearts, hugged and never got to sex.