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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16996
 03.06.2009
I will wash the guitar more to your face.
If you had seen me this morning, you would have said that I have more to my face than a bean, a mahogany, and a bottle of samsung.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16995
 03.06.2009
(g): I probably didn’t have to call you all so yesterday, sorry-sorry, forgive me))) (the keyword is "at all")))
Nothing, forgot about it. (keyword "go to fuck")

by tel720

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16994
 03.06.2009
Just the computer released a wonderful "iTunes program discovered that it is not the main player for audio fools...", so I wanted to write. "Angry and offended." And then there should be buttons. "Excuse me and correct", "Excuse me", "Send to...".

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №16993
 03.06.2009
Modern student - instead of preparing for the session, he is looking on the net for a beautiful aforism about the shit to put into the status.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16992
 03.06.2009
In a forum under a picture of the donkey:
This is not a donkey, but a donkey! As far as I know, the donkey must have horns!"
I am afraid to imagine this miracle.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16991
 03.06.2009
Kain (10:42:48 2/06/2009)
We did not ride horses on Issyk Kul, one horse had the name "Veterok".
And, as we soon understood, it was not given at all because it was jumping fast.
Kain (10:42:56 2/06/2009)
In the end we renamed it to "Hurricane"
Kain (10:43:11 2/06/2009)
Rarely was Merlin.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №16990
 03.06.2009
Take a look and see how many people read BOR!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16989
 03.06.2009
The most unsuccessful deed of today was to cut off while shaving, wipe out the blood with the hand... thinking about the bluntness of everything to forget to wash the hand... by an accidental movement to wipe it off the white panty... and go, wipe, for a full examination in the skin dispenser...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16988
 03.06.2009
Answer to:"A man! Learn how to shave eggs. On the other day, the fucking man decided to put order in the cowards, so the fucking man cut off the sheep with his scissors! by Scuco. Can you invent a safe haircut? ("--------- They burned their fire:)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16987
 03.06.2009
W: And why did you do it?
I am damaging! and :P
Rather is echoed.
HH: Is this still a patch?
You are like a squid, like a mammal, and there is no mammal.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №16986
 03.06.2009
It was with one acquaintance.

Comrade was tired in the institute, drank a little, came home, laid down fairy tales. Here he felt a slight discomfort, wanted to shut down - as a man of culture shut down in a cellophane bag, threw it out into the window, so as not to burn (he lives on the 11th floor). He went back to sleep again, after a while again wanted to shut down - repeated the procedure, the second pack also thrown out. In the morning, his father asks him "you how did you feel yesterday?" He says "normal, and what?" It turned out that at night came a neighbor from the sixth floor, very, very bad. The man was sitting in the apartment, the window opened. Here, he says, from somewhere on top comes a bag of blueberry, hits the carniz over the window and breaks naked, spraying the contents of half the room. Well, nothing to do, the man with the matts begins to clean up, wipes off the window - and here comes the second package with blueberry, also breaks and wipes up not only the half room and the half-man.

That's what I understand - it's not bad, and you are soppy with kilimpliz post here.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №16985
 03.06.2009
Site of Dating
Dacha today at 16:46
And I have been here for a while from men who over 40 =) talk about normal, interesting, no words about sex, and as they met - as they break off the chain. Once I got a crack, everyone asked me about my first sexual experience, eventually offered sex for three.
Then another was, says, let's play - you are a student, and I am a teacher, you will give me a coin.
And another is the most important pearl! Sitting in a restaurant, he asks, “How do you treat the socks?” Wear clothes for the holidays. Let’s make a little party today...I just wear socks! ?))))))))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16984
 03.06.2009

TIGZ
During the session, all the strange things suddenly become so fascinating... stepler, for example ^^

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16983
 03.06.2009
In contact with:
Club of Lovers of Solitude
Number of participants: 1 participant

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16982
 03.06.2009
Tungus: Eating the wishes.
Ox@n@: Make a salad
Tungus is no. I have a smoked chicken there.
Ox@n@: Well here is it.
Tungus: But how will I eat it? We are almost friends with her.
Tungus: The second week I live in the refrigerator...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16981
 03.06.2009
Brom: I stand at the stop means. I see the ad - there is guessing, removing the spoil, etc. They sell magic amulets. Nina Alexandrovna and the phone.
God: So what next?
Brom: I think I’ll call – I’m looking forward to buying a drum there. I call, and my grandmother’s phone number lights up.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №16980
 03.06.2009
I passed Haishnikov. The DPS car. Blinked to him. He pulled his hand, thank you. I go, I think.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №16979
 03.06.2009
Last night on the Lenin Avenue, the trolleybus on which I was driving had an emergency slowdown, what happened? "The horns" have been cut off? Were they struck or, god, struck whom? No is! Thanks to the driver, he was blunt. He got out of the trolleybus, left the trolleybus for 3 meters and raised the 100-ruble bill lying on the asphalt and we went on.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16978
 03.06.2009
Today I come home, wife from the threshold:

Have you brought flowers?Go to Drake!!! to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №16977
 03.06.2009
I lie with my pregnant wife in bed, I steep her butt and suddenly feel the baby’s movements.
I’m excited, he’s moving!! and :)
The people of my womb greet you.

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